Post your favourite HL2.netters.

[DreadLord]

Bunch of slack-jawed ******s round here...

[edit] I can't believe that got filtered.

I LOL'd.

Not a single mention of me in this thread. Pfft. Bunch of slack-jawed asterisks, the bunch of you.

 

[Narcolepsy]

Head on, apply directly to the forehead.
Head on, apply directly to the forehead.
Head on, apply directly to the forehead.
Head on. Available at Walgreens.

 

[JNightshade]

Lawl. You also get my wubs, Mister Nick Taylor!

 

[Shakermaker]

Isn't Uriel doing his walking-the-Earth-like-Cain thing?

EDIT nm I saw his thread now.

 

[DreadLord]

Lawl. You also get my wubs, Mister Nick Taylor!

Lol, THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW MY REAL NAME!

 

[Jintor]

Isn't Uriel doing his walking-the-Earth-like-Cain thing?

EDIT nm I saw his thread now.

Whomsoever kills Cain, vengeance shall be upon him sevenfold. And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden.

So, why's Uriel in the land of Nod?

 

[bryanf445]

I LOL'd.

Not a single mention of me in this thread. Pfft. Bunch of slack-jawed asterisks, the bunch of you.

dreadlord is my bf2 buddy

we all love you dearly btw

 

[Tr0n]

I don't.

 

[Steve]

Nor I.

 

[bryanf445]

you guys are mean

 

[JNightshade]

No, just from the South.

 

[Tr0n]

We're the moonites. It's our job.

 

[Steve]

We do whatever we want to whomever we want. At all times.

....


...cuz we're from the south.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Head on, apply directly to the forehead.
Head on, apply directly to the forehead.
Head on, apply directly to the forehead.
Head on. Available at Walgreens.

Do you notice the commercial makes no attempt at explaining what the hell Head On is supposed to be?
Some kinda buttery forehead lubricant of questionable nature and purpose.

 

[Steve]

It's for headaches. I think they thought the average American would be smart enough to figure that out.

Also: it doesn't ****ing work. Imagine that.

 

[Shamrock]

No, just from the South.

Hahahhahaha. Yes, the redneck south. Don't pay attention to them. They have horrible hygiene and do not know how to say you all without splicing them together to get "ya'll".

 

[Tr0n]

Shamrock, would you just stop trying to be funny with the stupid redneck jokes.

 

[Steve]

Also, "ya'll" is a god damned AWESOME word. Least we don't say "yousguys."

 

[Shamrock]

Shamrock, would you just stop trying to be funny with the stupid redneck jokes.

Why do "yousguys" get so pissed about it? It's not like I mean it.

 

[Steve]

Who's pissed about it?

I'm not pissed about it.

 

[Shamrock]

I'm not pissed about it.

I know, but Tr0n is crying about it.

 

[Tr0n]

I'm not ether, but it gets old.

 

[Steve]

Dude, stop crying.

 

[Shamrock]

I'm not ether, but it gets old.

LOL. Two jokes. You are pissed about it. Its alright to admit your true feelings. What do you want to do to me? Really. I want to know. Kill me, lynch me, gag me? I'm down!

 

[Tr0n]

Dude, stop crying.

Dude, shut your face.

 

[Steve]

I'll shut your mom's face.

 

[Tr0n]

Please do bitch.

 

[Kamikazie]

I actually agree with Tron.

Shut up with the redneck shit.

 

[Steve]

I'll take on everybody here.

 

[Tr0n]

I'll take you out with the quadlaser...

Even tho it takes both of us to do it. Damn.

 

[Steve]

Heh.

 

[Tr0n]

I need an avatar of that when it takes out Carl.

Edit: I hope I wasn't the only one that's seen that episode. D:

 

[Steve]

Perhaps you should take it up with Mr. Laser.

 

[Tr0n]

I haven't seen ATHF in while. D:

I don't even know if it's still played on adult swim.

 

[Que-Ever]

Stop talking to yourself.

 

[Tr0n]

Stop sticking things up your ass.

 

[JNightshade]

NEVER >:0

Also, let it be known that I'm actually from the midwest, and am not some damned yankee bitch. Hence, I think "y'all" kicks ass

 

[Tr0n]

Why are you in yankee town then?

 

[bvasgm]

Why are you in yankee town then?

He's not. New York is Yankee town, Boston is ****ing awesome town.

 

[Tr0n]

New York is Yankeeville.