Stern. are you alive?

[BabyHeadCrab]

Just checking. worried.

also: happy birthday to me

 

[Shem]

Don't worry, he comes around like an epidemic.

ALSO HAPPY BIRTHDAY because like I felt bad that no one else said anything so yeah

 

[Omnomnick]

I wouldn't worry. Stern is just like the Gman. A creepy old guy who appears and disappears at his leisure.

He also talks nonsense.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Yes but this has been the case with Stern since I was a literal child. His complete disappearance would sadden me!

 

[Stylo]

He will split through the mists of time, seemingly from thin air to vomit out a bunch of threads, some of which will be relevant topics, before returning to the void from whence he came. Like if senior citizens evaporated.

 

[Krynn72]

The Ascension took a lot out of him. He's been slowly wilting away ever since.

 

[Vegeta897]

He posted on Thursday, and has activity from yesterday.

0/10 for lack of research
Apply yourself!

 

[Krynn72]

Someone can be alive one day and dead the next Vegeta. Especially ancient creatures. Except my cousin's cat. That nasty thing just wont die.


waitingfordogjoke

 

[Vegeta897]

Speaking of, apparently the co-creator of Reddit and RSS was found dead today.

 

[Shem]

Stern = co-creator of Reddit and RSS

oh shit by that logic he's dead NO NO NO NO disregard that equation

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Called away on space trial for rape, murder, and piracy

 

[NeptuneUK]

Of course Stern is alive. Stern is a concept, an idea. Not a forum member.

 

[Raziaar]

You called his name, and he's back making threads.

GOOD!

NO REALLY, GOOD!

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

I put up the Stern signal B)

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

You mean the CptStern signal?

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Oh, excuse me, CAPTAIN Stern.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

*facepalm* I was using the @ feature of this forum as "mentions" should ping the user, which would be the clearest form of signal. Obviously.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Oh... I didn't know we had that. IT'S LIKE FACEBOOKTWITTER

 

[Stylo]

You called his name, and he's back making threads.