Stigmata, where are your pictures?

[Dan]

You made a sacred oath to these boards. And you will not be released from that oath until pictures are shown.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

All in favor of traveling to Canada and stealing his chickens say, "RAPE"!

 

[Cavalry]

Rape Rape Rape Rape

Willie, will we take pictures of the chickens?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Yes.



Also, he's out seeing Cloverfield right now, so no pictures anytime soon. >_<

 

[Darkside55]

 

[xcellerate]

*ahem*

Don't forget:

lame-o, write 300 words detailing an explicit, imaginary, sexual situation in which you fellate xcellerate, or it's a one week ban.

 

[Cavalry]

Yes.



Also, he's out seeing Cloverfield right now, so no pictures anytime soon. >_<

How do you know this?

xcellerate- I'd be glad another guy is writing about sexing you.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

How do you know this?

xcellerate- I'd be glad another guy is writing about sexing you.

Bitch I'm a firestarter. A twisted firestarter with connections.

 

[Wanted Bob]

Cloverfield was a good movie, minus the nausia insuing camera...

We shall wait until he gets back for those pictures...

 

[Social Bacon]

He's really high right now. FYI, don't go see cloverfield while high.

 

[Krynn72]

Hes taking a dump right now. FYI, don't go see cloverfield while taking a dump.

 

[Stigmata]

Oh my god SEE CLOVERFIELD IN A GENERIC NOT-NECESSARILY-WEED-DERIVED (PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY) NON-SOBER STATE

 

[Qonfused]

Going to see it tomorrow night.

 

[Krynn72]

Quit changing the subject!

 

[Qonfused]

Cheesey Poofs are delicious.

 

[SimonomiS]

Everyone Loves Stigmata. <3

 

[Stigmata]

Cloverfield: It's absolutely fantastic.

Anyway, I drew you guys a picture.

Thus I am exempt due to excessive and unnecessary logical technicality.

 

[Social Bacon]

/facepalm No, that's not how it works.

 

[Krynn72]

That wasnt the agreement! You should have specified with a "Unless im misinterpreting the problem..."

 

[xcellerate]

...why did you think the plane would NOT move on a conveyor belt?

 

[Stigmata]

That wasnt the agreement! You should have specified with a "Unless im misinterpreting the problem..."

I did afterwards!

Okay, let me be more specific.

While a plane can take off on a treadmill or conveyor belt that is moving against it, it will not take off if the plane is moving on the treadmill but stationary relative to the world around it.

xcellerate: I thought it WOULD move, but only at the speed that the conveyor belt is moving, thus "standing still" relative to the world around it.

 

[Social Bacon]

No Dave. Stop. You're making yourself look like a fool!

 

[Stigmata]

**** you all.

I don't care whether I'm right or wrong anymore. You ****ers can't let me have one god damn debate where I ****ing defend myself. It's always ME who ends up in this situation. I never get to defend myself, and when I do nobody understands me because I'm horrible at explaining anything to anyone.

This happens ALL the ****ing time with ALL OF MY FRIENDS. IT IS ****ING AWFUL AND I HATE IT. IT MAKES ME FEEL STUPID.

I'm going to go to ****ing bed now. Thank you all for reminding me how much of a worthless shit I am with the only ****ing language I know.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Um. Thread close?

 

[Stigmata]

I'd guess so.

Sorry. I'm in a really bad mood now.

 

[Que-Ever]

Hey, has anybody seen stigmata? I wanted to tell him what an awesome guy he is and how much I love him.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Dave, I don't think anybody intended to push you or make you feel stupid. Be fair - few people could have anticipated the resonance here with your personal life, and besides, ppople aren't always trying to defeat you in debate - indeed you're usually on the winning (sensible) side of any forum argument. Chill out.

Anyway I think that's quite enough of that.

 

[Sulkdodds]

lame-o still needs to write his porn though.