Strange BBC News Story for the day...

[Septih]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/manchester/4494660.stm

Shoppers at a kitchen store were left open-mouthed when a video promoting an onion chopper cut to hardcore porn.

 

[Gray Fox]

I wish that would happen here once in a while.

 

[Muffin Man]

Roflmao!

 

[Ikerous]

Because people won't understand what an "Onion Chopper" does w/o a video...
And for once, old ppl + porn != traumatizing! ^_^

-Muffin Man

 

[ríomhaire]

I demand screenshots!

 

[Muffin Man]

I demand screenshots!

just google "onion chpper hardcore XXX" ;D

 

[ríomhaire]

just google "onion chpper hardcore XXX" ;D

OMG hawt!

 

[DreadLord]

Your search - onion chopper hardcore XXX - did not match any documents.

 

[Muffin Man]

I got plenty in google

 

[Qonfused]

Ahaha. Very nice.

 

[The Monkey]

A few minutes in, the footage of the Swedish-made onion chopper stopped and, after a short time on a menu screen, cut to the pornographic movie.

Hmm... I should've known...

 

[Da-Muffin-Man]

I got plenty in google

I got a video of a man molesting an onion chopper! Later in the video there was lots of blood and his penis was missing. It must have been a magic trick. :|

 

[Qonfused]

...

I'll never get a hard-on again.

 

[AntiAnto]

...

I'll never get a hard-on again.

Liar! You never have!

 

[Da-Muffin-Man]

Poor Qonfused and his ED, he shall never know the joy of a hard-on.....

 

[Dekstar]

Liar! You never have!

AntiAntowned.

Fun story. I bet he'll sue the suppliers!

 

[<RJMC>]

lol wtf?

imaginate if something like that happen in other place

"kids cloth shop barney"
seller: ok kids lets dance whit barney!(hey put the video)
*video start,kids dance,video swicht to porn*
mother: oh my god!
seller:what the ****?
kid:mom what are they doing?
another kid:mom can I do that whit my friends?
litle girl:mom, dad,they sound just like you two when you two close the door of your bedroom

 

[CyberPitz]

just google "onion chpper hardcore XXX" ;D

I'm officially traumatised for life...

My grandmother was on there!

 

[DreadLord]

lol wtf?

imaginate if something like that happen in other place

"kids cloth shop barney"
seller: ok kids lets dance whit barney!(hey put the video)
*video start,kids dance,video swicht to porn*
mother: oh my god!
seller:what the ****?
kid:mom what are they doing?
another kid:mom can I do that whit my friends?
litle girl:mom, dad,they sound just like you two when you two close the door of your bedroom

I love your little skits.

 

[OvA]

roflmao at the title

Onion chopper's hardcore shocker

 

[Muffin Man]

"umm yes, i'll take an onion chopper, but would you please wash your hands before you ring it up and bag it.... =|"

 

[Sulkdodds]

rofl, BBC always picks the most hilarious things to quote in their little quote-box.

 

[OvA]

Is it just me, or does everything coming off that island seem like the plot to an outlandish British comedy?

 

[Greatgat]

Is it just me, or does everything coming off that island seem like the plot to an outlandish British comedy?

Like, there's a Ministry for Accidental Porn Clips in Informational Videos?

 

[Muffin Man]

the british are just jealous they didnt get seinfeld

 

[Sulkdodds]

I doubt it. We invented Red Dwarf, for a start. Why would we be jealous?

 

[kirovman]

Leonard Nimoy's voice:

You have invented Red Dwarf!

"Now I know why dogs lick their testicles. It's to take away the taste [of dog food]"

 

[mortiz]

Damn, the BBC don't have any video's to back up this story,