Stubbing your toe.

[Qonfused]

I just did this... for about the 5486768435435486486453436th time. Why does this hurt so much more than anything else? It really sucks. And it's throbbing...

 

[short recoil]

I just did this... for about the 5486768435435486486453436th time. Why does this hurt so much more than anything else? It really sucks. And it's throbbing...

There are things that would make a stubbed toe pleasurable in comparison.

There are quite a few nerves in your feet and toes, to help with walking obviously.
The odd thing is the nerves in your big toe connected to the nail seem to stimulate a group of nerves on your stomach somwhere, well this is what i have experienced in the past it might be me malfunctioning.

EDIT: You've also got to think of the energy that is going into your toe, you leg swinging at a reasonable speed......try punching a wall with your index finger extended, it will be near the same energy and will hurt much......your finger will prob break, lol

 

[panda_rage]

jeeze it doesn't hurt that much.

 

[Muffin Man]

it does if you hit it just right, the joints scream "OW YOU LITTLE MOTHER ****ER, WHAT THE HELL !!!"

 

[JNightshade]

Nah... when you do it bad, it's awful in my experience. And of course there are worse things than a stubbed toe... but still.

 

[MiccyNarc]

Last year I stood up and smashed my head into the corner of a steel covering for a silo unloader. The corner of it smashed right into the soft spot on the back of my head. I'd rather stub my toe on it.

Being tall sucks.

 

[xombine]

It's about as bad as biting your lip. That is the worst imo.

 

[hungryduck]

It's about as bad as biting your lip. That is the worst imo.

yea and then you can't stop doing it becuase its swollen

 

[xombine]

I KNOW.

God I hate it. Once I bit my lip 4 times because of 1 stupid mistake.

 

[Shamrock]

There are things that would make a stubbed toe pleasurable in comparison.

There are quite a few nerves in your feet and toes, to help with walking obviously.
The odd thing is the nerves in your big toe connected to the nail seem to stimulate a group of nerves on your stomach somwhere, well this is what i have experienced in the past it might be me malfunctioning.

EDIT: You've also got to think of the energy that is going into your toe, you leg swinging at a reasonable speed......try punching a wall with your index finger extended, it will be near the same energy and will hurt much......your finger will prob break, lol

But... I thought you were made of metal?! How does this hurt you?!

 

[Dalamari]

I hate stubbing my toe and then I get pissed at the thing I hit

 

[| Exploit]

gfy

 

[lastHOPE_lambda]

I hate slipping on wet floors I do that about five times a week, I ESPEACIALLY hate it when I slam head first into the floor, cause then I can't think for hours(Well less then usual )

 

[Murray_H]

It hurts so much because your toe is your face.

Good day, sir.

 

[Qonfused]

I hate stubbing my toe and then I get pissed at the thing I hit

Same, but I usually break the thing I stub my toe on. But this time it was my desk. I could break that, but then I'd be at a severe loss.

 

[Que-Ever]

Damn, just any of those little things that hurt so much more than anything else... I hate it! With a loving passion!
stubing toes, banging heads on cabinet doors, closing doors on fingers, those wierd things that happen sometimes, when your neck sort of freezes up for a second when you flex it a certain way, elbows getting stuck and having to pop them, just... nyeaaahh.

 

[Uriel]

Bit my tongue about 30 times in a row, everytime it got more swollen and made it harder to miss.

Try sucking your toe.

 

[Muffin Man]

i can suck my toe, and lick my elbow, i am very scrawny

 

[Que-Ever]

i can suck my toe, and lick my elbow, i am very scrawny

*gasp* no way D:

 

[Qonfused]

i can suck my toe, and lick my elbow, i am very scrawny

Can you, uh, ... nevermind.

 

[Muffin Man]

no, but close

 

[Sulkdodds]

Hurts almost as much as stepping on lego barefoot. D:

 

[Cormeh]

Or an upturned plug.....

What really hurts the most is sneezing with an erection.

 

[Steven]

^ Does it really?

Once I got scratches all over my special spot, hurt like hell. Yes you did need to know that.

 

[OvA]

There are things that would make a stubbed toe pleasurable in comparison.

There are quite a few nerves in your feet and toes, to help with walking obviously.
The odd thing is the nerves in your big toe connected to the nail seem to stimulate a group of nerves on your stomach somwhere, well this is what i have experienced in the past it might be me malfunctioning.

That probably explains why I get nauseous when I stub a toe.

 

[evil^milk]

what's stubbing a toe?

 

[Vegeta897]

what's stubbing a toe?

You deserve to be a kid again if you don't know that

I remember this happening a lot when I went to the public pool. Bare feet + running on cement...

 

[Beerdude26]

Same, but I usually break the thing I stub my toe on. But this time it was my desk. I could break that, but then I'd be at a severe loss.

I broke my desk once :|
Was a wooden one, just slammed a few times on it and it broke in two :|
My computer was on it, so now all my stuff was being supported only by my knees, so I call for my mum and when she comes she asks "How did this happen?" and I reply "It, ummm... collapsed".

Since then I've gotten a stronger wooden desk

 

[Septih]

I did it quite badly a few years back, i think i dislocated the tip of the toe and its still slightly off to this day...

The odd thing is the nerves in your big toe connected to the nail seem to stimulate a group of nerves on your stomach somwhere, well this is what i have experienced in the past it might be me malfunctioning.

your brain keeps a map of your body, but its not kept in order, certain parts are next to each other in this map that are nowhere near on your actual body and this is what leads to sensations like you've had with the toe and the stomach.

 

[dfc05]

Once I stubbed my toe and it got cut and started bleeding, but I didn't notice it until the next day, when I looked down and saw the dried blood. It was nasty.

I also once had my toe stepped on (without a shoe) by someone and it got sprained or strained, I can never remember the difference, and I wasn't at home, so I ended up walking around like that for a few days until I noticed that it was blue-ish/purplish black.... That was nasty too.

 

[OvA]

Can you, uh, ... nevermind.

Yes. yes I can. I was curious. It actually reached. Good thingthat's not really the kind of thing I'm into, otherwised I'd never do anything else.

 

[Lucid]

Stubbing your pinky toe hurts like a mother****er.
I did this a few days ago, it bruised and got swollen.

Toe stubbing, tongue biting, papercuts... Worst random household injuries ever.