Stupid statements overheard on the internets

[CptStern]

comedic gold:


comment on an article about Helen Keller:

"What's the big deal with Helen Keller? All she did was write in her stupid journal. Seriously, just move out of Europe, retards."






almost as good as a statement made by a hl2.net a few years back about the movie the Passion of Christ

"dude, it's a movie about a man who lived 3000 years ago"


what other stupidity have you witnessed on the interwebs?

 

[Krynn72]

i saw someone make a really cool smilly. it looked lke (^_^)b where it looks like a smilly that has his thumbs up, but i dunno how 2 make a backward b to make the other hand. halp plz?

Of course its just from 4chan, but I cant be arsed to find the screencap.

 

[Ennui]

http://bash.org/?top

 

[Krynn72]

Also this:

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2472270&postcount=30

 

[CptStern]

but i dunno how 2 make a backward b to make the other hand

lol


I love this comment from the crazy Fundy quotes:

I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!

Linda, Good news prayer room <2006-Oct-28>

your son likes the cock lady


actually the fundy quote is a goldmine of stupid:

I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie.

 

[giant384]

Also this:

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2472270&postcount=30

haha i remember that.

great time in forum history

 

[McGooTheWise]

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

Pure gold. XD

 

[xcellerate]

some of those have to be made up, they just work way too well.

 

[Darkside55]

Of course its just from 4chan, but I cant be arsed to find the screencap.

That was intentional stupidity. Comes from another quote where someone actually DID ask, "Wtf? How did you get that backwards b?"

"It's d, retard."

 

[Stigmata]

That was intentional stupidity. Comes from another quote where someone actually DID ask, "Wtf? How did you get that backwards b?"

"It's d, retard."

I think I have a screencap of that saved on my computer.

 

[Krynn72]

That was intentional stupidity. Comes from another quote where someone actually DID ask, "Wtf? How did you get that backwards b?"

"It's d, retard."

Thats what I was referring to. The 4chan post. Unless you mean the 4chan post was intentional...

Also, its in the irc chat quotes that ennui posted, so who knows where it really came from.

 

[Slug Advisor]

"Books are fun and shiny!"

 

[Sulkdodds]

Generally speaking,
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/talking_point/default.stm

 

[Darkside55]

Thats what I was referring to. The 4chan post. Unless you mean the 4chan post was intentional...

As I recall, the one you posted about the smiley wasn't the original "backwards b." I don't remember what it was to, but someone was asking how they got the backwards b. I think it might've been about /d/, but I can't recall. I know it didn't have anything to do with a smiley though.


Also, I'm going to throw in and say that everything heard on the internet is a stupid statement. Including this one.

 

[Sulkdodds]

What about this one?

 

[Raziaar]

The time for stupid statements is over.



Man I love that quote.

<rides off into the Martian sunset on a buggalo>