Super Angry Rant

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I once busted a guy's lip and drop kicked him into the mud (it was raining) during my Junior year of highschool. He deserved it as he was being a typical schoolyard dick. I didn't walk away unscathed though. He busted my lip as well before the school authorites came after us. We both were hurt, but the bitch had to go home and change, so I feel I had won that one.:cheese: He never bothered me again. The school authorities hated me. Why? Because I didn't fit their bill of a perfect little bitch that would tattle to them. That's exactly what bullies want. I, in my own right, and according to the schoolboard's rulebook, was a troublemaker too. I was also a straight A student however, so not eveyone could have gotten away with nearly as much as I did. Probably got better grades than most of those fools in admin too. What did they honestly think they could do to me? Explusion?:D BTW...
Absinthe said:
Smart, sensible, safe way:
Tell a school authority. If your school is halfway competent, they'll care about this and sort it out. It may seem cowardly to bring the headmaster into this, but **** that. You don't have to give somebody the satisfaction of getting physical with you. Taking them out indirectly (with people more powerful than you) can be a great way of getting back at a prick.
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our school disciplinary system was not very effective anyways, nor were the authorities overly competent as you can obviously tell.:P Excellent teachers, but poor dicipline. They should've spanked me or something.:laugh:
 
Bad^Hat said:
Swing the wiimote a bit earlier, you have to react slightly before contact in order to return objects.
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LOL Am I seriously the first one to notice this.

This isn't King Kalamari, it's real life!

Edit: Joke solution- 1) First you're going to either to have to go to the bathroom or turn invisible and sneak around these guys
2) Disguise yourself as one of them, preferably a retarded dumbass, and infiltrate the group
3) Now their may be an, annoying as shit accomplice, you're going to want to take him out first
4) Get in their and backstab!

Actual Solutions: Kinda dumb- eat an apple most of the way and throw it at him (not hard)
Probably won't work- say loudly, "I swear there's a giant bitch in here who throws shit every time he gives a blow job!" (especially effective if he's giving a blow job at the time)
 
Jintor said:
Yeah, if you're looking for a beating.
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Agreed. Unless you have the means to back yourself up, this would only anger them more, and any possibility of support from the authorities (If you could call it that at our school)you can just forget for obvious reasons. An even fiercer beating from the bullies + possible suspension anyways = not worth it.:P The best method is to beat the crap out of them from the start and hope that you are enough of an academically upstanding student to nullify punishment. This worked for me at my school.:D Honestly, there's no easy method for dealing with these types of douchebags depending on how strict school policies are. There are going to be consequences either way. You have to weigh and balance which punishment you are willing to accept whether it be suspension or etenal torment from bullies. For me, I took the first gamble and got lucky. All they did was send me to ISS (In School Suspension), meaning that I could still to do my work with no negative side effects on my grades.
 
School fights rarely amount to more than a few bruises and maybe a broken ego.

Infirmaries are where the real combat experience is.
 
sea said:
Of course, you can always take a shit in a plastic bag then sneak up on one of the guys and whack him in the back of the head with it. That'd keep them away from you forever... along with everyone else. Two birds with one stone!
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Oh God! I ROFL'd! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Oh by the way, maybe next time you read the note inside the bag! I was trying to tell you something! ;)


Er.. I mean, they deserve a beating!
 
Day-old human feces in the locker works well too...
 
Absinthe said:
School fights rarely amount to more than a few bruises and maybe a broken ego.

Infirmaries are where the real combat experience is.
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I had to get stitched at the hospital the day of my blowout. So did the other guy, only he was transferred to the alternative *loser* school the following week. What a sucker. It's a wonderful thing to have good grades in school. The admins were all like :O ,"He got in a fight?!?! but that's impossible! He's such an upstanding and polite student?! We should let him slide and just give him ISS as he would never do such a thing without a good reason!" I still wanted to beat him some more because part of ISS punishment is that you get a 0 for class attendance that day. It wasn't enough to affect my A+'s though.:P I'm usually a reserved and quite person, but I do have a short temper.
 
Don't ****ing tell.

You tell, and you'll become the laughing stock of the entire ****ing school.

Get up in their face about it. Next time you feel something hit you, walk up to the douchebags who did it, with your "i'm gonna **** something up" face, look them down, and yell at them, right in their ****ing faces...

"HEY, TWIT ****, YOU ****ING DEAF, OR JUST SO DEGENERATE THAT YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND THE SHIT I'VE BEEN YELLING AT YOU. KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF, IT'S SERIOUSLY STARTING TO PISS THE SHIT OUT OF ME!"

Doesn't matter if you're big and touch or scrawny and weak, if you stay confident and don't let their size intimidate you, you should get the message across.

If they push you back and try to confront you, be unrelenting. Keep on yelling at them that you're not going to stand for that shit. They ask "wtf are you going to do about it?", you reply "I will **** YOU UP!".

If they get so confident that they'll beat you in a fight, be prepared to stand up for yourself, but whatever you do, don't take the first swing. Just be unrelenting till they either get the message, or get so irritated that they take a swing at you.

Go for the legs after this. The objective here is not to actually **** him up, but to get him on the ground and keep him on the ground until security comes after you two and breaks it up. Don't worry about them mobbing you, I seriously doubt they're stupid enough to do that, they'll probably just send one of them out to take you.

So yeah, doesn't matter how many cracks you take, don't go down till either you pass out, or till security comes and stops it.

Security comes and stops it, you'll probably get suspended, but you'll have newfound respect at school once you get back. Police probably won't write you up either, since, like I advised, you waited for the other guy to hit YOU.

And remember, like absinthe said, I doubt you'll get more than a few cuts and scrapes. Black eye at worse. School fights usually don't last for more than 3 or 4 swings, which is why it's crucial that you get the ****er on his back.

BHC said:
Ignore them. I had friends who would do this kind of shit in the lunch room and the only way they would really lose interest is if their victim did. If they continue to harass you either confront them in a non-angry way, or tell someone in charge.
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Biggest crock of shit ever. I've dealt out some bully esque shit, and believe me, if you ignore them, they WON'T stop. Ignore them, and you're just asking for them to escalate.

They'll just keep moving up to shit like throwing entire trays until you actually respond.

But yeah, if you do end up in a scrap with them, which I doubt, unless they're the archetypal moronic dickheaded jocks, they'll probably back off once you get verbal, just go for the legs. Charge at their lower end, wrap your arms around their legs, lock your head into the side of their hip, and RUUUN forward until he's down. Once he's down, it should be as easy as mounting his ass and wailing on him.
 
Yeah.

Although, just going up and hitting them with it would work, too. How bout that for 1:1 motion sensing?
 
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