Take a moment to read this

[Dog--]

I wnt you to think about this:



How much woud could a woodchuck chcuk if a woodchuck could chuck wood?



Now think about huw long it could have takn me to rite that.



Now think about how many speling mustakes I may have made.



Now, if you wouldn't mind, think of the answer to the question I asked.



Before you type 'A wo0d-chuck could chuck as much as wood chuck couId chuck wood', I want you to go bak to the originil question, and see if I made any spelling mistakes, then keep that number in your head.



Now before you read any further, please check my spelling mistakes in the answer to the original question.



Got that number? Good.



Now multiply the two, and divide by the number of spelling mistakes in this whole post, before this paragraph. Not including the question and answer.



Now, if you got something close to 0.375, you got the right answer.




Now I want you to think about how much of your time I've wasted here with this pointless nonsense.



How does it make you feel?



If you read this last bit first, congradulations, you were not fooled.

Now, did I make a spelling mistake in that last sentence?

More time wasted.

How do you feel?



/experiment

 

[Seagull]

Halfway through reading, I got dizzy and nearly threw up in my mouth with the amount of spelling errors. (probably due to waking up just now and was dizzy from getting up too fast)

Edit: Oh that's a part of the experiment. Screw this D:

 

[mindless_moder]

lol boobs.

 

[Gormanmod]

he would chuck his chucker into sandpaper.

 

[Krynn72]

I wasnt fooled. I usually just skip to the last bit of someones post first and skim it from there haha.

 

[Raziaar]

How much wood could a wood chuck norris chuck if a wood chuck norris could chuck wood.

None. It'd chuck itself.



/terrible chuck norris joke

Seriously, I'm sorry.

 

[taviow]

Guybrush Threepwood: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Woodchuck: A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood.
Guybrush Threepwood: But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?
Woodchuck: Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood, and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?
Guybrush Threepwood: A woodchuck should chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.
Woodchuck: Oh, shut up!

 

[Asuka]

I just read the post didnt bother doing any of it. To complicated...

 

[Qonfused]

lol boobs.