Azner
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No, you get taser'd.
Wait no, YOU DONT EXIST HAHAHAHA O my gosh what was i thinking.
If you want to exist, give quality work if not then just stay in the corner and keep quiet PLEASE.
The Daily Citizen - a many people post newspaper
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No, you get taser'd.
Wait no, YOU DONT EXIST HAHAHAHA O my gosh what was i thinking.
If you want to exist, give quality work if not then just stay in the corner and keep quiet PLEASE.
SamuraiKenji
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do to exist >.>
Darkside55
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Local man requests threadlock
At approximately 4:15 CST (Combine Standard Time), Jintor, citizen #45872-b-10, resident of City 9, requested the abolishment of long-standing Combine news relay The Daily Citizen.
"It's all crap now," the irate citizen said. "This used to be a good rag, but article quality has declined. Just let it die in peace."
No word on whether or not the paper will be abolished, but Combine officials have commented that they will look into the issue, and personally send over a metrocop envoy to discuss the situation with citizen #45872-b-10. Upon learning this, Jintor remarked, "Ah, shit. When this is all over, I'm gonna mate."
At approximately 4:15 CST (Combine Standard Time), Jintor, citizen #45872-b-10, resident of City 9, requested the abolishment of long-standing Combine news relay The Daily Citizen.
"It's all crap now," the irate citizen said. "This used to be a good rag, but article quality has declined. Just let it die in peace."
No word on whether or not the paper will be abolished, but Combine officials have commented that they will look into the issue, and personally send over a metrocop envoy to discuss the situation with citizen #45872-b-10. Upon learning this, Jintor remarked, "Ah, shit. When this is all over, I'm gonna mate."
Slug Advisor
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Daily number of food units lowered to 3
It has come to our benefactors' attention that more plants seem to be dying with each day, and we have succeeded at determining the cause: The Citadel's destruction has released numerous substanced into the atmosphere, some of which are harmful to plantlife and/or other living beings. As there is already significantly less fauna on Earth than last week and the whole food chain was disrupted, we have been forced to lower the number of food unit given to every citizen daily to 3, rather that 4, as it was previously.
Have a good day, and remember: Blame Freeman.
Acepilotf14
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Daily rations still 4.
A previous statement is false, there are still four rations. You may see a small decrease in your rations, but that's just your mind playing tricks on you. It has always been the same.
It has always been the same.
It has always been the same.
It has always been the same.
It has always been the same.
It has always been the same.
Do you get what I'm saying here?
A previous statement is false, there are still four rations. You may see a small decrease in your rations, but that's just your mind playing tricks on you. It has always been the same.
It has always been the same.
It has always been the same.
It has always been the same.
It has always been the same.
It has always been the same.
Do you get what I'm saying here?
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tepholman
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Universe Destroyed (for a while)
Today in City 17, a mysterious man wearing full combat armour went on a killing spree. As he rampaged throughout the streets, shooting people with a AWP Sniper Rifle, he sent telepathic text messages to the citizens containing gibberish such as "lol" or "pwned". A brave Sniper attempted to stop him, but his shots didn't hurt the killer and he exclaimed "omgtehrofl pwn camper" and killed him. He succeeded in getting to a Combine Orbital Mass Suppressor and destroyed the world, only for everything and everyone to suddenly reappear where they were born. A quick thinking metrocop shot him through the head, saving everybody, but at the cost of the murderer's ghost haunting him and exclaiming "omgn00b spawnkiller). But this was not all. The ghost used a arcane magic known as "ent_fire" to blow up a factory full of explosive oil drums, causing the section of the city it was in to turn into a black void with a large error message above it. Thankfully, the ghost with destroyed by a Advisor's use of the much feared Omega Ban Cannon.
Today in City 17, a mysterious man wearing full combat armour went on a killing spree. As he rampaged throughout the streets, shooting people with a AWP Sniper Rifle, he sent telepathic text messages to the citizens containing gibberish such as "lol" or "pwned". A brave Sniper attempted to stop him, but his shots didn't hurt the killer and he exclaimed "omgtehrofl pwn camper" and killed him. He succeeded in getting to a Combine Orbital Mass Suppressor and destroyed the world, only for everything and everyone to suddenly reappear where they were born. A quick thinking metrocop shot him through the head, saving everybody, but at the cost of the murderer's ghost haunting him and exclaiming "omgn00b spawnkiller). But this was not all. The ghost used a arcane magic known as "ent_fire" to blow up a factory full of explosive oil drums, causing the section of the city it was in to turn into a black void with a large error message above it. Thankfully, the ghost with destroyed by a Advisor's use of the much feared Omega Ban Cannon.
Acepilotf14
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what?
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TheOverwatch
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The Barney Triplet Case Resolved
For the past week we have been covering the story of a triplets all named Barney. They seem to have been in some sort of catastrophic accident, and reading their tags they all originate from a workplace known as Black Mesa. Doctors have connected trauma to the repitition of nine words: "Hey, catch me later, I'll buy you a beer." Using advanced hypnotherapy, Dr Isaac Kleiner has been able to say another two words, seemingly a name: "Gordon Freeman." Gordon Freeman is an old friend of Administrator Breen's, so the Barney triplets have been taken into protective custody in Nova Prospekt so Freeman can be discussed further.
For the past week we have been covering the story of a triplets all named Barney. They seem to have been in some sort of catastrophic accident, and reading their tags they all originate from a workplace known as Black Mesa. Doctors have connected trauma to the repitition of nine words: "Hey, catch me later, I'll buy you a beer." Using advanced hypnotherapy, Dr Isaac Kleiner has been able to say another two words, seemingly a name: "Gordon Freeman." Gordon Freeman is an old friend of Administrator Breen's, so the Barney triplets have been taken into protective custody in Nova Prospekt so Freeman can be discussed further.
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Rioting commenced several hours ago when several rebels, frustrated by the fact that for the past six months, their lives have either been condemned to repeating the events of the past days over and over again, or, a black screen enveloping their vision while credits roll over their eyes.
Says spokesperson Male_02#417, "All we want is the chance to do something different instead of watching that portal close, or... Sorry, striders are coming. No, no wait... Wrong save... Defend the Silo!"
More as the situation continues.
Says spokesperson Male_02#417, "All we want is the chance to do something different instead of watching that portal close, or... Sorry, striders are coming. No, no wait... Wrong save... Defend the Silo!"
More as the situation continues.
SamuraiKenji
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Why the hell is this still alive?
Sheepo
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Meaningless Thread Still Alive?
Several ongoing reports are being done on the livelihood of "The Daily Citizen" thread found in Sector 7, "Fan Fiction and Reading (Books, Mags & Comics)", of the "Off-Topic Forums" Province with in our fair Halflife2.net. While these areas are rarely visited, Our Benefactors have still made it a priority to make sense of this chaos. Several scanners and manhacks have been sent in to examine the state of this thread, but have sent back little but confusion and mindless garble. One passerby, when seeing the state of the thread said, "wat". While little has been confirmed Our Benefactors are quite sure that the thread is pointless, a breeding ground for noobs, and full of spam. Immediate action is sure to come.
Several ongoing reports are being done on the livelihood of "The Daily Citizen" thread found in Sector 7, "Fan Fiction and Reading (Books, Mags & Comics)", of the "Off-Topic Forums" Province with in our fair Halflife2.net. While these areas are rarely visited, Our Benefactors have still made it a priority to make sense of this chaos. Several scanners and manhacks have been sent in to examine the state of this thread, but have sent back little but confusion and mindless garble. One passerby, when seeing the state of the thread said, "wat". While little has been confirmed Our Benefactors are quite sure that the thread is pointless, a breeding ground for noobs, and full of spam. Immediate action is sure to come.
Slug Advisor
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No 4th Wall in The Daily Citizen?
Recently, in "The Daily Citizen" thread, which you are likely to be currently located in, many complaints and requests for the thread to be locked have been put forward, spawning articles which break the Fourth Wall, in humorous yet somewhat frustrating ways. The number of them seems to be growing with the number of complaints, so if the ratio of growth will not decrease, eventualy, these will be left as the only articles in the thread, logically leading to a threadlock, so this editor personally asks his fellow forumites to cease making these articles.
Recently, in "The Daily Citizen" thread, which you are likely to be currently located in, many complaints and requests for the thread to be locked have been put forward, spawning articles which break the Fourth Wall, in humorous yet somewhat frustrating ways. The number of them seems to be growing with the number of complaints, so if the ratio of growth will not decrease, eventualy, these will be left as the only articles in the thread, logically leading to a threadlock, so this editor personally asks his fellow forumites to cease making these articles.
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