The greatest human invention..

[Puzzlemaker]

Lol.

I would say...

Tools. Like, the first stone axe... the first stone knife...

Just tools.

 

[Greatgat]

Hair!

*walks away, looks back*

What?

 

[DeusExMachina]

Language.

 

[who]

erm, is this a serious post?
surely the best thing weve done is harness water power. leading to steam power, and the industrial revolution. without which we may not be here, and those that are would be wiping thier bumbs (maybe) with dryed mushed-up papyrus / any other plant.

after that the best invention is the condom (yes earlier verisons exist- the leather condom- snake skin condom) i have to say thats the invention i enjoy the most.

and rhubarb

 

[spookymooky]

Agriculture allowed th e possibility of culture and civilization.

 

[DeusExMachina]

Agriculture allowed th e possibility of culture and civilization.

Meh, only in the south really. The North had industry.

 

[Greatgat]

Meh, only in the south really. The North had industry.

Umm, I think he's talking on a more general level. Agriculture back in the first upswing of mankind had a huge impact.

 

[ailevation]

If it weren't for the aliens for blueprinting humanity, we wouldn't be here.

 

[DeusExMachina]

Umm, I think he's talking on a more general level. Agriculture back in the first upswing of mankind had a huge impact.

I know, I was referring more to the American Civilization.

 

[Last One In]

shelter

 

[spookymooky]

shelter

dunno about that being an invention, mobile shelter, high quality shelter, custom shelter, maybe, but shelter by itself doesn't really seem like an invention to me.

 

[ailevation]

dunno about that being an invention, mobile shelter, high quality shelter, custom shelter, maybe, but shelter by itself doesn't really seem like an invention to me.

Natural instinct? I would call it that.

 

[Greatgat]

Natural instinct? I would call it that.

Well, we all know that no beer and no TV make Homer something something...

So, beer and TV!

 

[joule]

teh weel

 

[Bohonkie]

Unified currency.

 

[mindless_moder]

i would have to say electricity but since thats not an invention ..the micro processor

 

[Last One In]

Tacos with that safeway select southwestern salsa ;drool;

 

[TheSomeone]

Humor, art, and love, all three exclusive to humans.

 

[hungryduck]

sporks.

 

[TheSomeone]

Meh, only in the south really. The North had industry.

You think we went straight from being hunter gatherers to straight out factory workers? You ever hear of that period between -4000BCE and the 18th century?

 

[JNightshade]

www.ytmnd.com

that's it.

 

[Naudian]

WMDs :O

 

[PoeticRocker]

The greatest invention:

Time

 

[J_Tweedy]

The printing press, no doubt. Over wheels, sliced bread, knives, the engine- over all.

 

[clarky003]

The greatest invention dont truely know.. the toaster?, the most powerful invention: Tesla's wardencliffe tower.

everything else is feeble compared to the claimed capabilities of Tesla's wardencliffe tower.

 

[Absinthe]

Dildo.

 

[Kyorisu]

I'm gonna go with microprocessors.

You fail it's the transistor fool, without those we'd still be using Vacuum tubes.

 

[JellyWorld]

The Trance Vibrator

 

[kirovman]

The toilet.

Well i don't want to crap out of my window / whatever thank-you very much!

Winner.

 

[Cormeh]

Medicine, the A-Team and the flux capacitor.

 

[15357]

The first metal press used for printing.



Guess which country did it and you get a cookie.

 

[Sulkdodds]

The Trance Vibrator

:naughty:

 

[AntiAnto]

The first metal press used for printing.



Guess which country did it and you get a cookie.

China.

 

[15357]

China.

*spasms*

 

[15357]

Hint: Its the same country that made the first iron-clad warships.

 

[AntiAnto]

Aaaah... "metal" press. Then it's Korea.

 

[kirovman]

Aaaah... "metal" press. Then it's Korea.

To be more exact... the Democratic Republic of Korea.

 

[15357]

Aaaah... "metal" press. Then it's Korea.

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[AntiAnto]

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You are the greatest invention ever.

 

[Steven]

MS Paint.