The greatest scienftic discovery of our lfietimes: Gravity doesn't exist

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There are numerous other flaws. For example, astronomers, who seem to have a fetish for gravity, tell us that the moon rotates on its axis but at the same time it always presents the same face to the earth. This is patently absurd. Moreover, if gravity were working on the early earth, then earth would have been bombarded out of existence by falling asteroids, meteors, comets, and other space junk. Furthermore, gravity theory suggests that the planets have been moving in orderly orbits for millions and millions of years, which wholly contradicts the Second Law of Thermodynamics. Since everything in the Universe tends to disorder according to the 2nd Law, orderly orbits are impossible. This cannot be resolved by pointing to the huge outpouring of energy from the sun. In fact, it is known that the flux of photons from the sun and the ?solar wind? actually tends to push earth away.
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:O

http://www.bringyou.to/apologetics/p67.htm
 
yes it does, i just spilled my water
 
a fetish for gravity
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Yes, because if militant creationist movements can make it a sexual fetish,
it would illegitimize further what has scientifically been proven.

And not on that list is there God.
 
Someone should really tell him to try jumping.
 
Ok, there goes billions of dollars of research into plenetary, asteroid, and stellar projections.
 
Gravity brings my mood down to a horrible low.
 
I take it the author hasn't heard of Kepler's laws of planetary motion.
 
Scroll to the bottom, folks:

A different version of this parody article appeared in The Humanist magazine for Sept/Oct 2006.
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That site is linked to from wikipedia with the title Schempp's parody of intelligent design arguments, "Warning: Gravity Is 'Only a Theory,'" on a Christian apologetics website
 
No, no, no, the greatest scientific discovery of our lifetime is.....

SATIRE!
 
DreamThrall said:
Scroll to the bottom, folks:



That site is linked to from wikipedia with the title Schempp's parody of intelligent design arguments, "Warning: Gravity Is 'Only a Theory,'" on a Christian apologetics website
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Dreamthrall wins.
 
Did you guys really think it was serious?

Did you guys really think I was serious?
 
It could have been serious for I've seen a lot worse posted around the internets. As for you being serious I thought you where making fun of it.
 
Ive seen similar blogs relating to gravity that were entirely serious which is all the more scary.... :(
 
It's hard to tell when articles like this are satirical because the real ones sound just as stupid.
 
Flat earth guys actually do believe all kinds of messed up shit with regards to gravity.
 
as Dreamthrall already pointed out:

wiki said:
# Schempp's parody of intelligent design arguments, "Warning: Gravity Is 'Only a Theory,'" on a Christian apologetics website
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and ...


Ellory Schempp, is an accomplished physicist who is also famous for being the primary student involved in the landmark 1963 United States Supreme Court case of Abington School District v. Schempp which declared that public school-sanctioned Bible readings were unconstitutional.
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so, no


[Matt said:
]Ive seen similar blogs relating to gravity that were entirely serious which is all the more scary
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yes
 
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