The horror

[Sulkdodds]

Two of my greatest friends are gone. Weird wet alien things move behind their eyes, horrible things. And there are too many of them. Individuals cannot survive. Now is the age of the hive mind, and the only question now is how long before the earth is under their control - and which of them it will be.

 

[taviow]

One of them is in your presence right now. What do you do?

 

[Vegeta897]

We are all.

 

[taviow]

The Samon Collective invasion has just begun, even though I didn't vote yet.

 

[kineaesth]

SULK PERSEVERES!

 

[taviow]

We... are... one... and screw you traitor. There's not even an option in the poll for your race.

 

[Pesmerga]

We cannot be resisted.

 

[taviow]

We cannot be destroyed.

 

[Pesmerga]

We can be banned but we will try not to be.

 

[taviow]

Yes let us be careful.

 

[SimonomiS]

The Samon Collective is really more of a duo.

Darkmind 4eva.

 

[Vegeta897]

Father Sulk will protect us.

 

[kineaesth]

Sulkdodds stands perched on the threshold of oblivion.​

Men that were once his friends are now mortal enemies.








He cracks his knuckles.

 

[taviow]

The Samon Collective is really more of a duo.

Darkmind 4eva.

What about you? You are only one, and you are even mortal. Lol.

 

[Pesmerga]

Naive Darkminds...

 

[taviow]

They cannot see their imminent destruction.

 

[Muffin Man]

Rising from the darkside
Arriving from beyond
The lord of death approaches
To end all human lives

The pleasure of the torment
Will bring him back to Earth
The time has come for closure
The final hour calls

 

[Pesmerga]

Poetry... do you think... that will save you?

 

[taviow]

Poetry only makes me laught at you, Darkseid.

 

[Vegeta897]

The only thing that can save you is becoming us.

 

[taviow]

If you don't become one of us you will regret it forever!

 

[kineaesth]

If you don't become one of us, our leader, Samon himself, will make you regret it.

You people don't know how to do a proper collective.

 

[taviow]

I'm sorry, my mistake. *edits*

But let's forget this happened because we don't make mistakes. That was completely intentional.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Seeing a gaggle of daffys let me loose a horde of chortles. Seeing a pride of darksides confounded and resounded from insides.

/nonsense

 

[taviow]

Now, why don't you convert yourself too?

 

[Pesmerga]

We need not ask. Their time will come.

 

[taviow]

Soon enough...
Right where is Darkside? Have we exterminated them all already? Damn that was easy.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Now, why don't you convert yourself too?

You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance.

 

[kineaesth]

As all seems lost...

WE BECOME ONE.​

 

[taviow]

Samon must persevere... we cannot become one... we must...

DOMINATE​

 

[Pesmerga]

Fool! What are you doing!

 

[Vegeta897]

Order must not be disrupted.

 

[kineaesth]

A NEW COLLECTIVE IS BORN. ONE TO BRING A REIGN...

OF TERROR.​

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Terror shmerror.

Needs more graphs n shit.

 

[Pesmerga]

You are outcast. Your flight means nothing to us.

 

[Sulkdodds]

***

*********

*****

**********

********look at you, forum******

________--

 

[taviow]

I'm sorry friends... I have changed... I belong to a new collective now.

We have come...

TO CHANGE THE WORLD​

I see sulk supports us

 

[kineaesth]

OUR OBJECTIVES.

 

[taviow]

What about death? Not an objective or what?

We are confused.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

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