The horror

[taviow]

Your choice of background sucks.

Join us!

 

[kineaesth]

IT WAS JUST TO GET A POINT ACROSS. YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.​

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Yeah. Gimme a sec I'll see what I can fondle up.

 

[kupocake]

Bits of me jumped onto the various bandwaggons and they broke down... into tears of joy.

 

[taviow]

What is the name of our collective?

We didn't decide yet.

Because we are not perfect, even though we say so. But actually, we are.

 

[kineaesth]

THERE IS NOT TIME FOR YOUR FOOLISH PLAYTHINGS> ALREADY OUR ARMY IS MOBILIZED>​

IT IS A MATTER OF TIME>

 

[taviow]

Seriously, joining us is the best decision you are going to make in your entire life. Even though we don't have a name.
When does the war begin?
Anyway, we have to sleep because even though we are perfect and immortal we need to sleep for some reason.

 

[delusional]

Alright this thread has gone on long enough

/closed.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Meh, I tried.

 

[taviow]

That's wonderful and very artistic.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Are you coming on to me.

 

[taviow]

No, I'm serious.

 

[delusional]

My powers seem to be failing me.

 

[kineaesth]

OUR EYES TURN UPWARDS>

WE WAIT FOR THE SIGN>​

 

[taviow]

My powers seem to be failing me.

That's because you are under a lot of stress. Am I right?

 

[Pesmerga]

Hah! Slaves! You canno-... what... what is this? WHO ARE YOU?

 

[kineaesth]

TIME STANDS STILL.​

 

[Sulkdodds]

You're forgetting one thing, Darksamon.

There's just a tiny problem with your master plan. Darkside and Samon are two very different entities. When you were human you were always arguing with each other, always opposing each other, and now that you are more than human, you can't coexist, you can't cohabit, and you never could have. Now that you have merged, things fall apart, and the centre cannot hold. Mutual stresses will begin to tear you apart. In your foolish lusts for power you have destroyed yourselves, all of you.

Say goodnight.

 

[Sulkdodds]

 

[taviow]

It's right. Samon and Darkside are completely different entities. How did we manage to merge?

And anyway, I'm not worried. We are immortal.

Right?

 

[kineaesth]

How did who manage to merge? What?

 

[Sulkdodds]

 

[delusional]

That's because you are under a lot of stress. Am I right?

What stress? I don't see any stress! I see a forum out of control that needs to be 404'd.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

No, I'm serious.

Do you want to?

/TVblip

 

[Sulkdodds]

 

[kineaesth]

What are you guys on about. This site is gay.

 

[Sulkdodds]

 

[taviow]

What the **** is happening?

 

[kineaesth]

LET IT BE KNOWN. WE ARE SULKDODDS.​

 

[Sulkdodds]