The "I found Jesus up a tree!" Thread.

[the_ghost_of_you]

This thread is one of those ones that you add on the sentance. You are only allowed to finish then start a sentance. Please make them as silly and funny as possible. Please no rudeness (unless cleverly disguised in a pun or something). Ok I'll start...

One day, the Queen of England was polishing her...

 

[Danimal]

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