The Jehovah's Witnesses

Eyyy
Good idea

Lol anyway : I JUST HAD A VISIT FROM THE JEHOVAS!
Talked for 45 minutes with them and wiped them under the table lol

I'll show how the conversation went :
JW : Jehovas pwn
Me : Religion isn't so important anymore
JW : Yeh. BUT WHYH?
Me : Because even in medieval times people got phished by priests
JW : Yeh. But Jesus is against that. Remember the farizees (Spelling?)
Me : I dunno
JW : *Reads random quote*
Me : So
JW : Religion has made itself bad
Me : So
JW : And now we're gonna straighten it out again
Me : Impossible
JW : lolz why
Me : Religion takes too much time
JW : Meh
Me : Ok, what about the fact that religion descended from man
JW : BS
Me : It's true! Remember prehistoric hunting parties?
JW : BS
Me : They just invented god so they could get to the heads of some stubborn TK'ers
JW : lol BS
Me : No it's true
JW : Okay how about it that god created us
Me : rofl he didn't
JW : Yes he did >=(
Me : No he didn't you're speaking against every law in the universe now
JW : God created teh universe
Me : ROFL
JW : It's true!
Me : Maybe it's just some random event that happened after gazillions of years
JW : Random? OR GODLY?
Me : Listen. THE UNIVERSE JUST HAPPENED. GOD DIDN'T CREATE IT
JW : Maybeh, but some intelligence created it
Me : So how are you sure that intelligence is god (After trying to change their mind there juuuust might NOT be an intelligence)
JW : We aren't
Me : So you're saying, that there's a 1 on EVERYTHING chance we're wrong?
JW : Yup
Me : No god, no hell, no heaven, no absolutely ANYTHING related to god?
JW : Yup
Me : And you're willing to waste your entire life for that?
JW : Yup. But how can you be sure there isn't a god?
Me : Physics and chemistry, for one.
JW : Well, how come that the events in Genesis happened like that, and not in any other way?
Me : Maybe physics and chemistry
JW : But there is a 1 on 3.6 million chance that it might happen! Including the creation of the world!
Me : So? There are about 8 trillion more planets than that
JW : =(
JW : *Starts to spam propaganda*
Me : I'm not interested
JW : How come
Me : I'm already in a religion
JW : Which one?
Me : Computism (I ACTUALLY SAID THIS)
JW : Eh?
Me : You know, you devote your entire life to the computer. You know, internet is the new religion. (I ACTUALLY SAID THIS)
JW : Ok piss this
Me : kthxbai
Me : PWNED!!!!1111
 
Beerdude ftw!

did you actually say stuff like pwned and stuff, or is that paraphrasing?
 
CptStern said:
you did everything wrong ...wtf your dogs are not weapons ..he was defending himself out of fear ....some people shouldnt own dogs
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I dont think youre understanding what he's saying. He never sent either of the dogs to attack, most dogs will go off and start barking if some random person enters the home. And most still will bite out of defense/fear if they, or especaillytheir owner is attacked.
 
AzzMan said:
I dont think youre understanding what he's saying. He never sent either of the dogs to attack, most dogs will go off and start barking if some random person enters the home. And most still will bite out of defense/fear if they, or especaillytheir owner is attacked.
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it doesnt matter ..it's the owners responsibility to make sure his dogs dont attack anybody. When someone comes to my door I always hold on to my dog's collar because you never know know how they're going to react to someone entering their territory. They're animals, they're unpredictable ....he didnt have to let them in if he didnt want them in his house. They're JW for god's sakes they're not a physical threat
 
Sulkdodds said:
They were physical though. They kicked his dog.
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out of fear ..I would have done the same thing if a strange dog advanced on me with teeth bared.
 
AzzMan said:
They attacked his dog AND him.:|
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not before he by his own admission sicced his dogs on them:

"I said i warned you, and let the 2 dogs hurase them (barking at them in front of them)"



look, I love dogs too and would have reacted had someone kicked my dog for no reason ..but if my dog is menacing someone and I couldnt get to him on time I wouldnt object to the person kicking him in defense. And this is me talking ..Stern, animal lover, animal rights advocate and long time dog owner
 
But they just pushed their way into his house without consent. Theyre lucky he is a nice guy, I would have drilled him in the face right then and there if that happened..
 
I have a sneaking suspicion he's lying but in any event he didnt have to let them in ..when someone comes to my door they have to get past me to get into my house ..my body's blocking the entrance ...and it's not like he couldnt have told them to leave. Had those dogs inflicted some real damage the dogs would most likely have been destroyed ...pretty horrible consequence caused by an irrresponsible owner looking for trouble
 
AzzMan said:
Id tell the police that I attacked and bit them:D
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who are they going to believe? a guy who claims to have bitten another human being (did you have to bite their asses on their way out?) or 2 churchy guys with freakin halos over their heads?






.....I'd take the ass-biting guy anyday :E
 
Gawddamnit. I hate people who come spout their fairytales and saying im going to hell and a sinner. It doesnt mind me if they think im a awful human being IN THEIR OWN HEAD, but f*ck is someone would try to come into my house without my permission, id sure as hell detach his head.

Yes, hardcore-religionists irritate me.
 
They get me annoyed coming to my door. They could come up to me while I am eating dinner at the table- have them knock on the door- ill look at em, then keep eating. Ignoring them. If I end up talking to them I say one word that scares them "Evolution". They then run away
 
Jehova's Witnesses are blessings. They're so fun to mess with.

Just act like the most depraved and immoral person born from the womb of Hell. They'll either walk off, fed up with your childish antics or (even better) think you're legit and pray for you right there on the spot.
 
at the front of my house i have a porch with a glass window and door with a step going down into it, some JW's came to the door(we have a JW church thingy at the top of our street) i was getting some food at the time and, instead of sitting at the table, i brought a tray and my plate, sat on the step with them in full view, about half way through my tea they knocked again i finished my tea, went and got some dessert, ate then, opened the door and said no thanks, shut the door.

BUT thats not the half of it, i was sitting in the living room watching the simpsons or something, the window into it is right next to my door and one of the pair knocked on the window and pointed to the door. I'd already told them to go away so i ignored them.

Then one of them opened my letter box and shouted through, and i quote "We'll make you listen, one way or another. We don't want to see you burn."-- I don't know about you but this scared the hell outta me, I went to the kitchen to get a drink and my Gentle-as-you-can-imagine golden lab lumbered out( Jake,my dog, wouldn't- no- couldn't hurt a fly) all i can say is thank zombie jesus for fear, cos` they were off like speeding bullets stuck up the rear end of a bat out of hell.

But cos` we live near a JW church thingy, we got a lot of them, so the whole estate made a petition that stopped them from going door to door.-YAY-
 
ssiilleenntt said:
And what might your beliefs be then?
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i believe youre a total idiot if you believe in ANYTHING paranormal.
i also believe religion is evil.
 
they always annoy me... me and my family is Christain: Methodist, but we dont believe what jehovas witness believe. they always come up to our house and talk and give us magazines and crap, every time they come, they always see my computer and games and give us a magazine about "VIDEO GAMES AND HOW THEY ARE EVIL"
 
One of my friends answered the door laughing maniacly and sniffing a sharpee. He repeatedly asked them if they wanted to take a hit, holding the marker out, but they refused every time, and fianlly left.
 
Hey guys i couldnt believe how many of you are extremly intolerant of one another. My mother nad sister are jehovahs witness's. If u have any questions on their religion or why they are... juss ask, instead of meaking fun of them. They are truely some of the the most down to earth people on this planet. So if ya wanna talk about emm come thru me.

PEACE

Mike:smoking:
 
It's not our fault you people take it upon yourselves to act like douche bags.
 
AzzMan said:
But they just pushed their way into his house without consent. Theyre lucky he is a nice guy, I would have drilled him in the face right then and there if that happened..
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eiw... I really dont want to know what "drilling" someone in the face is..
 
CptStern said:
you did everything wrong ...wtf your dogs are not weapons ..he was defending himself out of fear ....some people shouldnt own dogs
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Uh, Entering someones house without permission in the first place kinda slaps that argument.

I've got two dogs now. One is nice and playful - Boe. The other seems completly tame to anyone who aproaches and acts in a decent way. Piss him off on the other hand, hehehe - Jedda.

Dogs are people too. They have the same right to bark at an intruder as any human would shout.
 
They are truely some of the the most down to earth people on this planet. So if ya wanna talk about emm come thru me.
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The Jehovah's witnesses here are nothing more than Christians who want to take the bible literally. They think everything in the bible is correct and that it's the ultimate moral authority. But while the new testamanet says a lot of admirable things, like 'be nice to eachother' the old testament teaches you to burn the cities of other cultures if they have a differing religion, teaches that homosexuality is utterly wrong, and says that if a woman is raped, but the man is caught in the act, then he must pay compensation and then marry her. The bible says a lot of ****ed up things and I think you're far from 'down to earth' if you believe everything it says.
 
Max_Payne said:
Hey guys i couldnt believe how many of you are extremly intolerant of one another. My mother nad sister are jehovahs witness's. If u have any questions on their religion or why they are... juss ask, instead of meaking fun of them. They are truely some of the the most down to earth people on this planet. So if ya wanna talk about emm come thru me.

PEACE

Mike:smoking:
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sorry but I disagree ...JW's are some of the most intolerant people I've ever met ..all I really need to do to get them mad is bring up homosexuality, evolution, abortion, science, and the silliness of fairy tales masquerading as facts





Kyo you need to read the rest of the thread from that point on
 
well im a Jehovah's witness in ireland. i have to say the people you are all talking about sound really bad, nothing like in ireland. some people will always be asses though, no matter what religion they are
 
Wow, lots of hate.

I used to be JW but left in the last year or so. Seriously I have never met a JW when I was one/when I wasn't that act like you people have said. I don't know if your lieing or its just because these people aren't really devoted or maybe its because of the area they live in but I gotta tell you, up here in Canada they are the nicest people I've ever met. They go door to door because in the bible it tells you to warn as many people as possible before the end times come. I've never had a rude one up here though.
 
Reaktor4 said:
i believe youre a total idiot if you believe in ANYTHING paranormal.
i also believe religion is evil.
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/me thinks the same




edit: LOL @ guy above me,glad you lft thoe
 
This whole thread kinda makes me happy that I'm going to raise my kids as Catholics.
 
wow, did i say i was one of them...no, do i believe in their beliefs ... no. i juss dont like people bad mouthin them, when they do not even have the slightest clue what they are talking about.

PEACE

Mike:cheers:
 
Max_Payne said:
wow, did i say i was one of them...no, do i believe in their beliefs ... no. i juss dont like people bad mouthin them, when they do not even have the slightest clue what they are talking about.
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I think they do have a clue when every one of them is the same and if you take a quick look at their practices.
 
Absinthe said:
I think they do have a clue when every one of them is the same and if you take a quick look at their practices.
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I'm just going to say once again that we're not all like that. Some of us aren't door knockers and do respect other peoples privacy.
 
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