The main event 2006

[Dalamari]

Jesus (prime)

VERSUS

Captain Kirk (prime)

VERSUS

James Bond (Connery)

No teams, in their prime, ONLY HANDHELD WEAPONS (James gets his watch, a gun, Kirk a phaser, Jesus gets anything he finds like stones and shit)

DECIDE!

Oh, forgot the poll, oh well, can a mod add one?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Raptor Jesus owns all.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Jesus w/ Ultima rifle.

 

[Stigmata]

Captain Jesus Bond vs. Dr. AntiBorg.

 

[Que-Ever]

Jesus sneaks away to hang out with me while we watch Connerbond pwn dumb 'ol Kirk.

 

[function9]

Jesus drank all my OJ.

 

[CyberPitz]

Jesus gets wasted at the water fountain.

 

[Icarusintel]

Jesus convinces them both to smoke a couple bowls. After they're all sufficiently baked he snaps their necks. Yeah, Jesus is just that badass.

 

[JFry]

Terminator 2 riding on a T-Rex

 

[hungryduck]

SHOOP DA WHOOP.

Teh kirk man.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

D:

Where is Jesussaurus?

 

[Steven]

Why is Gabe Newell not on that list?

 

[Darkside55]

Optimus (prime)

Stomps all of them.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Winner.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[MiccyNarc]

Jesus = God = Omnipotent = Jesus wins by default ^_^

 

[CyberPitz]

Jesus = God = Omnipotent = Jesus wins by default ^_^

Jesus = Imaginary = Not Here = Jesus loses by default.

^_^;;

 

[JNightshade]

The winner?

Optimus RHYME.

 

[Dalamari]

Winner:

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Win.

I'll have a hot pocket mother f*cker.