The New World Conspiracy

[delusional]

Belgium doesn't exist!

The existence of the supposed European country of Belgium has been taken as gospel for years by members of the Liberati. It has long been held up as a shining example of Liberal philosophies in action. However, now is the time the truth be known. Belgium doesn't exist.

Belgium is, and has always been, a leftist ruse; a device applied to propagate the Liberal agenda throughout the world. Hijacking a real country for this use would be difficult at best; the people living there wouldn't stand for it (i.e. the fall of communism.) Thus the idea to invent an imaginary country, insert it into the global consciousness through the perversion of history, and use it as a tool of manipulation was born....

I can hear the Left now: "But how could the existence of an entire country, albeit a small one, be a hoax?" Radical art types will, of course, ramble on and on about Rubens, Van Dyck, and other assumed Belgian artists that they learned about in their "Liberal Education" (read Liberal Indoctrination.) Public school teachers would point out that if it weren't for Belgium, there would be a blank spot between France and Netherlands on our maps, forgetting that the data for our maps came from the CIA-controlled spy-satellites. Some aging hippies may even claim to have bought drugs there, but of what value are the delusions of a stoned counter-culturalist. They will all vehemently disagree with you if you DARE doubt the existence of Belgium. They actually believe in it.

http://zapatopi.net/belgium/

You learn something new everyday.

 

[Sam]

Why didn't I take the red pill?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Sneaki]

This is the first of many revelations..

 

[Eejit]

They're onto us!

 

[Cormeh]

I ated all ur Belgium.

Hang on.... Beerend? BEEEEEREEEEEND?

 

[Sulkdodds]

Jesus christ, he's a plant.

 

[Seppo]

umm idiotrs

 

[highlander]

What :|

 

[Seppo]

What :|

belgium doesn't exist or something

 

[Zephos]

God the time/space rifts are becoming widespread!

 

[Sulkdodds]

Damnit, Belgium used to have existed.

EDIT (07/07/2009): Zephos, I unearthed an interesting bit of information regarding these events. Apparently SUBJECT went to Brussels on a vacation some time in what used to be the early 1990s and suffered an agonising embarassment at the hands of a polysexual whore. Petty revenge suggests itself. I personally doubt SUBJECT's motives were that personal, even if SUBJECT was a person at the time. Indeed, this may be false evidence planted to throw us off - god knows it's easy for SUBJECT - but at least it is something. I am investigating further.

 

[Jintor]

Better go patch up the damage.

 

[Seppo]

lol i was about to ask if anyone here is from belgium, but than i remembered that they wouldn't exist in the first place. stupid me

 

[Eejit]

But... it existed before Ascension, right?

 

[Seppo]

i think that's what we're trying to find out here

 

[Slug Advisor]

Wait a second! Are these rifts anything liek bubbles of evil drifting through the Age Lace? If so, does that mean Stern is the Dark One?

 

[NeptuneUK]

I've met people from Belguim... : \

 

[Slug Advisor]

Of course not, they don't exist!

 

[NeptuneUK]

ConspiraSHENS!

 

[Eejit]

Wait a second! Are these rifts anything liek bubbles of evil drifting through the Age Lace? If so, does that mean Stern is the Dark One?

Well the Seals are weakening, and the Creator himself died last year...

If Stern isn't the Father of Lies he's probably Shaidar Haran, Moridin or one of the other Forsaken.

 

[Slug Advisor]

Well the Seals are weakening, and the Creator himself died last year...

D:

Fuxx0rz

 

[Eejit]

If it isn't Bubbles it's probably due to Balefire usage.

 

[Slug Advisor]

We're lucky none of us were cut out of the timeline.

 

[Druckles]

You're lucky none of you were cut ou-

Fixed

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

I've met people from Belguim... : \

No you haven't. You proboaly did before the Stern acension, but not now. They no longer exist.

*waves hand myseteriously*

 

[Remus]

We're lucky none of us were cut out of the timeline.

I exist outside your pitiful timeline, you fool!

Oh and Belgium exists alright just er... elsewhere *que ominous silence*