Through the Eyes of a Booth Babe

[CptStern]

STOP: anti-booth babe people, article may or may not include scantily clad babes, enter at your own risk

"My goal for E3 2005 was simple…I wanted to find a way in. You see, I am both a gamer and a girl, so when the ‘Christmas Holiday’ of gaming came up, I had to be there. Luckily for me, I had the chance to be a booth babe. I found that getting a way in wasn’t difficult through being a booth babe, but securing the best booth placement was a bit of luck."

what an admirable set of ....errr ...assets :naughty:


http://revolution.advancedmn.com/article.php?artid=6511

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Well maybe this year's booth babe decree isn't entirely bad when it's put that way ... I mean if there'll instead be more approachable gamer girls who actually have something to say (still cute, of course!) then who would I be to complain?

I might even walk away with a few phone numbers this year ... lol yeah right.


EDIT: w000t!!! Senior member!

 

[ZeeM]

I'd hit that shit.

I doubt she's a gamer though. But who really cares :naughty:

 

[$kelet0r]

Well maybe this year's booth babe decree isn't entirely bad when it's put that way ... I mean if there'll instead be more approachable gamer girls who actually have something to say (still cute, of course!) then who would I be to complain?

I might even walk away with a few phone numbers this year ... lol yeah right.


EDIT: w000t!!! Senior member!

Welcome to senior memberdom, where you're always one post away from needing a nappy :|

 

[Vegeta897]

Interesting article.

 

[Kamikazie]

where you're always one post away from needing a nappy :|

since you mentioned that..i..*yawn*...think.. *zzzzzz*

 

[Raziaar]

This proves what i've always suspected. They're human too.

 

[VirusType2]

iMPORT car part girls are totally way hotter. I don't know where they get those girls but I'd like to live in that world. They just stand there. Looking hot and standing there. Nothing could ever be better than hot girls that stand there and don't walk away. Usually I have to follow hot chicks around the mall. They like, all are trying to get away and stuff. Well not really, my stealth level is way too high.

But Let me tell you trying to pick up girls at the mall when I was a teenager was like looking for a job. Lots of "don't call us we'll call you!" and lots of phone numbers that never lead to anything. I would have phone numbers like WTF where did I get this? Who the **** is this? Jennifer? hmm Jennifer? Which one? God dman it I should have remembered to call her now I won't even know who I'm talking to or where we met or what she looks like. Happened once I thought it was the other girl of same name but turned out she was the quite unattractive practice mercy phone number.

Point is - Booth girls are the best idea since .. uhh i don't know, free beer?

 

[bassport]

fake. she's just there to get more page impressions.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

O ye of little faith.

 

[Vegeta897]

fake. she's just there to get more page impressions.

And why exactly does the situation of a gamer girl at E3 as a booth babe seem odd to you?

And I suppose she just made up all the stuff about the Zelda booth, and all the other things like the people she met.

 

[Adabiviak]

I'll see your gamer and import car girls and raise you casino gaming tradeshow girls - unreal. The hottest ones are usually 'dealers' at the table games vendor booths. Yow!

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

I'll see your gamer and import car girls and raise you casino gaming tradeshow girls - unreal. The hottest ones are usually 'dealers' at the table games vendor booths. Yow!

Dealers eh? So ... they're good with their hands, right?

 

[Raziaar]

Dealers eh? So ... they're good with their hands, right?

They're specialized in handling flimsy objects. You're set.