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Couldnt of said it better, this is pretty much what ive always thought and it always pisses me off when i have friends who get a GF and they think they will last forever and then a few months later they come crying and i have to pretend to be nice when i really just want to yell this in their face:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig40rCfaYPU

Thoughts?
 
My thoughts? He's probably an angsty guy that hasn't had a good relationship so thusly assumes all the same for everyone else.
 
What an angry, jaded, bearded asshole. Made a few points but those were cancelled out by his terrible hair.
 
Seems like he never had a good relationship. Personally I don't believe in soul mates but that's just stupid.
 
I think everything in this video explains why he has not had a good relationship.
 
KineticAesthetic said:
What an angry, jaded, bearded asshole. Made a few points but those were cancelled out by his terrible hair.
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Hahahaha. I actually lol'd at this. But yeah I am a naive 14 year old so I can't really have much of an opinion on it.
 
The funny thing is, if someone like George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Doug Stanhope, did this in their act, people would laugh and it would be succesfull. But when its a fat hairy guy, he is considered hatefull and emo.
 
Ravioli said:
The funny thing is, if someone like George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Doug Stanhope, did this in their act, people would laugh and it would be succesfull. But when its a fat hairy guy, he is considered hatefull and emo.
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No, because Carlin would do it with biting sarcasm in an attempt to get laughs. This guy is just venting angrily at a camera. It's not necessarily what they say, but how they say it, and for what purpose.
 
zombieturtle01 said:
My thoughts? He's probably an angsty guy that hasn't had a good relationship so thusly assumes all the same for everyone else.
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This, pretty much. You can't have an objective view without experiencing it first hand.
 
If you think someone is perfect ITS INFATUATION
 
I disagree, they could just be a perfect match for you. However, if you think they're perfect and you don't work together, then maybe.
 
It's unlikely they're a perfect match. Over 6 billion other people in the world besides you. The "perfect" match wouldn't necessarily have to be the one that fits with every aspect, but simply have to be the one that fits the best. There is always one, much like there is always one tallest person in the room, or always one strongest person in a country.

Therefore you'd have a one in over six billion chance of finding your perfect match. How the **** can you think you've found them? Just be ****ing happy with who you have, ****s.
 
someone broke his heart D:

Dude just needs to be in a good relationship THEN HE'LL KNOW.


Edit: After watching the whole thing QUES-UH-DILLIA was pretty funny.
 
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A moron on youtube. That must be a first, right?
 
zombieturtle01 said:
My thoughts? He's probably an angsty guy that hasn't had a good relationship so thusly assumes all the same for everyone else.
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He doesnt even make one single attempt to classify all relationships like that, hes simply saying that hes sick and tierd of those relationships were the partners keep talking about how they are perfect and its fate that brought them together, but then a few months later they break up over stupid shit. Hes been doing videos for years and he has a lot of videos about love in general, this video was only about this kind of relationships.

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zombieturtle01 said:
He's really new to the internet-
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Yes, thats why he has almost 30 thousan subscribers and over 570 videos and has videos reaching over million views and is constantly ranked in the top on youtube ratings.
 
Yeah, I'd have that expression too if someone caught me ****ing a tree stump. No wonder you complain about relationships, tree ****er.
 
Yeah you like that dont you huh? yeah you do, you dirty little freak :naughty:
 
Iiiiii amm not a treeeee, I am an Entttt.
 
SPLINTERS OH GOD

I had a splinter in my nipple almost a week ago and it still itches, imagine it in my penis OI
 
Works fine too, as long as you have firm fibers. What forest you in? meet up?
 
AH what if I had a vagina and masturbated with a very unfinished piece of wood SPLINTERS AAAH IN MY VAGINA AAAAAAAAAHHH
 
CALM DOWN lefty, CALM DOWN!

Make sure you wrap the wood, then only the strong splinters will get through.
 
Imagine having intercourse like that.


Wow we really went off topic. From love to splinter sex
 
Kamikazie said:
CALM DOWN lefty, CALM DOWN!

Make sure you wrap the wood, then only the strong splinters will get through.
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Ah yes, it's a bit more traumatizing to see the big ones poking through your pink flesh, but they are easier to remove...

Ravioli said:
Wow we really went off topic. From love to splinter sex
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I see no difference.

EDIT: ha, splinter sex sounds like some kind of Tom Clancey game.
 
Ravioli said:
The funny thing is, if someone like George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Doug Stanhope, did this in their act, people would laugh and it would be succesfull. But when its a fat hairy guy, he is considered hatefull and emo.
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I couldn't tell that he was fat from the video. How could you? In fact he looks the contrary.
 
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