very strange story

[evil^milk]

some of you might find this old but i came across this site that has a really freaky (and hilarious) story about a guy who lived with a dyslexic roomate and was at "war" with him.

it's a little long but has a lot of funnehs.

http://rush68.net/~dave/crap/story.htm

 

[Ames]

I remember reading this on SA. Good stuff.

 

[Shodan]

How do irritating people like that get to live so long?

Firstly, if that guy got his ass out anywhere other than the bathroom, I would cut it off and stick it to his head.

I would not even let somebody even think about having a pet spider near me.

Selling drugs? Die.

Mabye I am ultra-intolerant of bastards, but that guy would be dead and buried by the time he crouched down to shit in the bin.

 

[SimonomiS]

Man, just what the ****?
I didn't even find it that funny just....what the ****...

 

[evil^milk]

yeah, i guess the sane guy was a little crazy himself by letting things get that far but he had his reasons.

 

[cabbs]

that. has to be the funniest thing i have ever read.

evar.

 

[Doppelgofer]

haunting

 

[StardogChampion]

I would've waited until all his friends and him were snorting cocaine then called the cops.

 

[Que-Ever]

Man, just what the ****?
I didn't even find it that funny just....what the ****...

Same here, man. well, except for this part...

Upon retrospect, I think maybe he became mentally ill after losing his girlfriend, and not being able to part with his feces was part of his illness. This is purely speculative.

 

[Absinthe]

After reading the story, I curled up into a ball and whimpered to myself.

 

[Shodan]

Has anyone else got a fear of pool filters and pools in general now?

 

[kirovman]

Reading the detail of that guts story is probably more gruesome than actually seeing it in a movie or whatever.
Well written, it's exactly the same style as a Tom Clancy novel

 

[Que-Ever]

Has anyone else got a fear of pool filters and pools in general now?

EDIT: I'm afraid I have no idea what you're talking about...?

 

[ComradeBadger]

I'm afraid I removed all those links. Not entirely suitable :|

 

[Absinthe]

Aww...

 

[Sulkdodds]

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Damn that's story is long. Hilarious though