Videogamessuck.com review of Half-Life 2

[goldenboi]

from http://www.videogamessuck.com/article128.html:

Man these graphics ****ing rock, to me, this is the best looking game i have seen, and if you dont agree with me... obviously you choke on a big fat cock. Lets start with the sexy ass models. All of them are INCREDIBLE LOOKING, dr kliner, barney, the black dude , and everyones favorite, the hot black chick gordon will shove his HEV ehnaced dick up. I could totally wack and blow my load on the screen thinking its reals.

lol read the whole review this guy is hilarious :cheese:

 

[Harryz]

"Also dont forget Gordon's incredible crowbar skills. He can ****ing throw that thing like Xena Warrio Princess and have it bounce off walls, smash a guy in the face, then catch it with HIS ASS. WHO ELSE CAN DO THAT?.."


LMAO!!

 

[goldenboi]

So far i do not really know much of the story because the gaps arent filled in but IM SURE Gabes chunkiness will fill us and and explain everything. This game kicks ass in almost every aspect

Gabe + Computer + Buckets of Chicken wings = Best Game ever 11/10

wow lol this guy is mean

 

[corkscru74]

Maybe I'm getting on a bit but profanity and explicit content don't make me laugh like they used to.