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Has anyone here realized that probably everyone in the world shit in their pants at one time before? Everyone shit their pants when they were babies and most people will probably start shitting their pants again when they get old. Not counting the times in between during adolecence or young adult years when someone probably has the occasional "accident".In that respect, shouldn't we all be equal then?:D
 
I'm sure some baby in Africa has shit freely, his parents unable to afford pants.

God bless that skinny little kid.
 
erm lol...your location is metaphorical?
LOL:D Actaully, I couldn't think of anything more snappy rather than using the real location.I didn't even realize that until you mentioned it!:D Oh well, guess I better remove my location, "in my pants" for now. Don't want others to think that I'm "sitting on a stool". Ha-ha, get it? :D *lame I know*
 
I'm sure some baby in Africa has shit freely, his parents unable to afford pants.

God bless that skinny little kid.
True, I didn't consider that. I'm sure they use some sort of makeshift diaper don't they? Since most villagers/tribesmen do live in the wild, I guess it would make more since for their babies to not use a diaper. Still, the same nasty mass comes out of all of us, even uber rich guys like Bill Gates. So, why is there still racism and discrimination throughout the world then? We are all physically human after all. A simplistic view, but many people tend to over-elaborate on all the details.(i.e.race, locale, gender etc.)
 
Nope, I never wore pants in my life.

Just Dress shirt, bowtie, and socks. Everyday.
 
True, I didn't consider that. I'm sure they use some sort of makeshift diaper don't they? Since most villagers/tribesmen do live in the wild, I guess it would make more since for their babies to not use a diaper. Still, the same nasty mass comes out of all of us, even uber rich guys like Bill Gates. So, why is there still racism and discrimination throughout the world then? We are all physically human after all. A simplistic view, but many people tend to over-elaborate on all the details.(i.e.race, locale, gender etc.)



I tried to write an essay calling for the closing of all race-based groups (like the NAACP), and combine our efforts to spread equality for the human race as a whole, but people A) didn't get it or B) thought I was racist.

Nope, I never wore pants in my life.

Man, you ARE weird. I think we should be able to get along.
 
Well, you see Saturos, some humans are inferior to others.
 
I tried to write an essay calling for the closing of all race-based groups (like the NAACP), and combine our efforts to spread equality for the human race as a whole, but people A) didn't get it or B) thought I was racist.
I believe that "race based groups" (i.e. racism of any kind) is too convenient to let go for most that are involved. I wonder if it's a tribal thing that our "primordial lizard brain" section of the brain that has not been lost over the course of the 10,000+ years of man-kinds existence that has not ever been dropped by our subconscious?
Do you have some weird faecal obsession?
That was an inevitable response.:D
Nope, I never wore pants in my life.

Just Dress shirt, bowtie, and socks. Everyday.
Woohoo! Now THAT's a statement!
 
I think somewhere deep inside all of us is a racial minority trying to escape.
 
In that respect, shouldn't we all be equal then?:D

That's like assuming we're all equal because we have eyes or a nose. It's like saying "A cat can see and so can I. Thus we are equal".
 
That's like assuming we're all equal because we have eyes or a nose. It's like saying "A cat can see and so can I. Thus we are equal".
Yes, but having a nose or eye is not distinguishable in the manner as shitting is. Do you remember anyone from elementary school who shit their pants and all the kids laughed at him/her? Adults too. Shitting is almost subconsiously taboo to everyone, and they mock someone who has diarreah, (whether they made it or not)Yet however, even though everyone is different in almost everyway possible, than one nasty piece of taboo (pun intended)again, whether they made the toilet or not,seems to automatically make someone that much more laughable even though shitting is something that we all do. The same theory can be applied to farting as well.
 
Indeed. Very, very deep

Humm....

Edit: But that's inconsequencial. Of course everyone has shit there pants. Because at the point you did it, you weren't old enough/mature enough to understand/know. By the age of primary school, you should be. That's why we mock them, because they haven't learnt. Thus they're not equal.
 
Wow, this is some shitty thread, no offense though. However, I must say that just because we all shat in our pants does not make us equal. Also, there are some people who simply cannot afford to shit in their pants, eskimo's for example. If they shat, their shit would perma-freeze on their ass, making their next task of shitting, a total wipe-out.

Shit man, this thread is full of shit. Shit...
 
This is what I've been trying to say for years.

Vote yes on proposition 136! Equal rights for incontinents by 2023!
 
That hot girl you like; perfect in every way, except for that constant niggling feeling in the back of your mind:

She once pooped herself.
 
That hot girl you like; perfect in every way, except for that constant niggling feeling in the back of your mind:

She once pooped herself.

It also applies to your girlfriend.

But that's ok, because you're chucking her in the Thames.
 
I'm actually proud to admit that I once shit my pants from laughing too hard.







F*ck yeah morphine cake!
 
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