What a shame

[2real]

SOURCE



"EL DORADO, Kan. - A missing Kansas college student believed to be the victim of foul play apparently led a double life as an Internet porn star by the name of Zoey Zane."

I know it sounds dumb...but why is that always the good looking women get killed?....oh wait I know why



Ninja EDIT: PM me for NSFW pics......

 

[Cheomesh]

Well, there are plenty of porn stars to replace her, so it didn't hurt that industry much.

‘Emily did not want anybody to know’

Yeah, because you can hide on the internet.

“Nobody even knew about this until one of our close friends came out and told everybody because Emily did not want anybody to know,” Watson said.

"Close friends" would loan you the money you need vs letting you go that far down.

The brown-haired, blue-eyed Sander was last seen wearing low-rider jeans and a “Don’t Mess With Texas” T-shirt. She has tattoos and body piercings.

She needed money, but had money for tattoo's and junk?



I'm honestly confused about these people.




However, I hope the best for her family.

 

[Raziaar]

She messed with Texas...

 

[evil^milk]

I came.

 

[clarky003]

Could of been some kind of accident or whatnot. Or an intentional PR stunt? because all I know is everyone here just did an internet search a few moments after reading her pornstar name.

Zing?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I ejaculated.

Ejaculatory glands.

 

[Cheomesh]

Could of been some kind of accident or whatnot. Or an intentional PR stunt? because all I know is everyone here just did an internet search a few moments after reading her pornstar name.

Zing?

Could be. I think I've seen her before.

 

[Darkside55]

You ever stop and think, "Man, I've seen a dead woman's tits?"

Because I am. Right now. THIS VERY INSTANT. In another window, right next to this one.

Her tattoos suck.

 

[Pesmerga]

I have those same windows open.

And a window to you, Darkside55.

 

[Druckles]

The source is apparently expired. But I think I get the message. And the title pretty much sums it up. Hmm... yeah... *falls further into depression*

 

[soulslicer]

Is there a shame in an internet Pstar getting killed? maybe there is...

 

[Phobie]

Link to deadgirlporn please?

[Edit] Not supposed to be as weird as that sounded. Just want to see what this girl looks like... >.>

 

[Darkside55]

Well, you can see her in the posted photos.

But, to your heart's content, click here and your wildest dreams will come true.

Spoiler

http://rapidshare.com/files/73093037/Emily_Sander_.rar

 

[Icarusintel]

You ever stop and think, "Man, I've seen a dead woman's tits?"

Because I am. Right now. THIS VERY INSTANT. In another window, right next to this one.

Her tattoos suck.

Sigged FTW

Seeing as how I'm at work, I can't exactly look at said pictures, but she seems very average. Hundreds of girls like her pop up every day on the internet with new porn sites. I'm sad to say I somehow missed her site, though. A simple oversight on my part.

Also, is it wrong to jack it to her pictures now that she's possibly been murdered? And if so, does that mean I can't jack it to Marilyn Monroe?

 

[Darkside55]

They are dead. They will not mind.

 

[lePobz]

Also, is it wrong to jack it to her pictures now that she's possibly been murdered? And if so, does that mean I can't jack it to Marilyn Monroe?

Why not, Cyberpitz has been jacking off over dead people all his life.

 

[Evo]

Why not, Cyberpitz has been jacking off over dead people all his life.

And he's not talking about pictures of them :O

 

[Druckles]

They are dead. They will not mind.

Lol. I don't know why everything you say is so brilliant. Sometimes I wonder whether you have too much time to think of the responses.

It's pretty much ok to jack off to Anna Nicole Smith, I think. And it's still pron. And it's not like she's dead in the pictures. So yeah. Go stick it to 'em.

 

[Ennui]

Now why would you go and do a thing like that?

 

[Druckles]

Now why would you go and do a thing like that?

It wasn't me!

... wait, do a thing like what?

 

[Darkside55]

Jack off to Anna Nicole Smith, I guess. It's an...odd choice, but to each his own, I say. Still, there's so much better material out there...

 

[Druckles]

Jack off to Anna Nicole Smith, I guess. It's an...odd choice, but to each his own, I say. Still, there's so much better material out there...

Never said I do, or did. In fact, I didn't even know she existed until she died (which is quite depressing).

 

[Ravioli]

Tits and ass are tits and ass, dead or alive.

RIP tho (to make sure i dont sound like a complete asshole)

 

[simonjedi]

I'd hit it...


with a resurrection spell

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I'd hit it...


with my balls.

 

[2real]

awwwww she's dead

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071129/ap_on_re_us/missing_porn_star

 

[Smoke]

awwwww she's dead

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071129/ap_on_re_us/missing_porn_star

The world mourns.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

And I fap.

 

[Cheomesh]

awwwww she's dead

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071129/ap_on_re_us/missing_porn_star

And nobody with any sense cares.

 

[2real]

dude don't be such a pessimist, every where you post its either self hate or apathy for others

 

[Cheomesh]

dude don't be such a pessimist, every where you post its either self hate or apathy for others

I love me :>

Not true though, I am sometimes empathetic for others.

 

[Druckles]

I love me :>

Not true though, I am sometimes pathetic.

Fixed

 

[Cheomesh]

Eh, is empathy for others "really" pathetic? I thought it was time to stop thinking like that :|

 

[Druckles]

No, it was just how I read it the first time .

 

[Gordon-Shepherd]

"Sander’s brother, Jacob Sander, confirmed that the nude woman pictured on the site is his sister."

I know its mean, but I choked on my drink when I read that part.
slightly cruel?

"Your sister's dead."
"WHAT?"
"She was also secretly a porn star. Here's a nude photo. Recognise her?"

 

[Krynn72]

"The issue of the Internet and the spinoff of that has been literally crippling our investigation," Boren said.

GG Internet.

And yeah, finding out at the same time that your little sister is dead and did porn would be a weird mix of emotions. You dont usually get extreme sadness with extreme "wtf"ness

 

[Cheomesh]

GG Internet.

And yeah, finding out at the same time that your little sister is dead and did porn would be a weird mix of emotions. You dont usually get extreme sadness with extreme "wtf"ness

Eh if it was my daughter it would be extreme sadness with anger.

 

[Darkside55]

And yeah, finding out at the same time that your little sister is dead and did porn would be a weird mix of emotions.

Emotions like, "F*ck, my baby sister did porn?

Why wasn't I in on it?"

 

[Krynn72]

and "Where do I go to get more pics?"