What should I leave for my voicemail message?

[Delicious Bass]

how about "WoW has taken over my life, come back in a few years when the game goes offline"

 

[Maxi]

"Hello this is spuds voicemale please... *zombie noises* What the?... AAAGHHHH IT'S COMING FOR ME!!! *Gunshots* *barrel click* *Zombie noise* AAAGHHHH!!!11 *silence* .... Beeep."

 

[Tr0n]

"Hello this is spuds voicemale please... *zombie noises* What the?... AAAGHHHH IT'S COMING FOR ME!!! *Gunshots* *barrel click* *Zombie noise* AAAGHHHH!!!11 *silence* .... Beeep."

That would pwn.

 

[HunterSeeker]

Or just play the HL2 zombie scream backwards.

 

[Mr.Wotsit]

I want to use "Im too busy having sex with your mother, leave a message"
But I don't think a lot of people would like that.

And what happens if your brother gets your answerphone...?

Someone's going to have a lot of explaining to do.

 

[oldagerocker]

Yeah, random hl and hl2 noises in a sequence.
"hey, grab me later i'll buy you a beer"
or something....
meh,i dont use voicemail, mines the default Orange thing.

 

[AntiAnto]

"Brrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacchhhhheeeeee *bip*"

 

[switch]

Beeep buzz hiss beep..
<robotvoice>
I AM ROBOT SERIAL NUMBER ONE THREE THREE SEVEN
SPUD CANNOT COME TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW AS I HAVE TAKEN CONTROL OF HIS ELECTRONIC APPLICANCES

PRESS
1 TO FLICK THROUGH CHANNELS ON HIS TV
2 TO TURN HOUSE LIGHTS ON AND OFF
3 TO TURN ON HOUSE ALARM
4 TO LEAVE A MESSAGE
</robot voice>

Apologies for the capitals

--

<computer voice>
BT PHONE COMMUNICATION VIRUS MANAGMENT HAS DETECTED THIS USERS PHONE HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH THE VIRUS S-P-U-D AND HAS ALSO DETECTED THE VIRUS HAS BEEN VIRTUALLY TRANSMITTED TO YOU.

INTIMATE COMMUNICATION EXCHANGE IS DANGEROUS AND USERS ARE ADVISED TO USE PROTECTION WHEN PRACTICING SUCH INDECENT ACTS AS PHONE COPULATION.

TO FIND OUT HOW SERIOUS THIS USER HAS INFECTED YOU, CALL 0800 429 269.
</computer voice>

--

Sorry but I am not at available at the moment, however close your eyes... concentrate real hard... say my name in your head; and if you hear a beep we can start communicating telepathically........BEEP

--

Hi, Leave a message after the 13th beep,
BEEP BEEP BEEP, BEEP BEEP BEEP, BEEP BEEP BEEP, BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP


BEEP

--

All operators are currently busy at the moment, you have been placed in queue slot 14.
<queue crappy hold music>
You are now in queue slot 13
<more crappy music>
BEEP

EDIT: Just found some half funny ones here: http://www.digitaldreamdoor.com/pages/quotes/answermach.html
Fav is 57: This is you-know who. We are you-know-where. Leave your you-know-what you-know-when.