What the hell is this?!!!!

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I've had a recent push of fly looking like insects in my room, but I can't figure out what they are. They can't fly, and they just run really fast. Here are some up close, and kind of gross, pictures of the sad bastard after I killed it 3 ****ing times. Squished it with a shoe twice, as hard as I could. It would stop moving for 2 minutes, then try to take off when I looked away. Smart bastard. Anyway, feast away.

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Looks like a fly/spider/mongoose hybrid. Of course it's going to get back up, fire is the only thing it can truly be killed with. You see, the cells regenerate at an alarming rate and the only way to prevent this is to burn them all alive.

Get out of that house now or enjoy your assimilation.
 
If I never return, I want you guys to go on a rampage against these mutant bastards. Avenge me!
 
Don't worry, we'll be sure to rally up Kurt Russel and burn these ****ers in your honor!

WE SHALL MACCOMPLISH OUR FISSION!
 
It looks like some kind of fly, although squished/deformed. :x
Wings look really shriveled.
 
Flys created by incest.

I knew I'd figure it out.
 
Asus said:
It looks like some kind of fly, although squished/deformed. :x
Wings look really shriveled.
Click to expand...

The mouth is deformed, too...

Looks like a mutated fly to me...call a lab, they might be interested in it...
 
Mutated flies in his house = secret experiments being done to take over the world.
 
Looks ****ing weird. Try and call a lab. You never know.
 
Looks like a very young housefly, like its just come out of its pupa after its maggot stage. If you see tons of them, there is probably some rotting, maggot infested meat in or near your house. Either that or these are mutant flies. In that case, run for the hills!
 
you might want to post this up on a Entomology site/forum i sure as hell have never seen anything like it...
 
You should eat it and thus acquire its supernatural healing powers.
 
looks like me cock after a 300 pound lady sits on my lap.
 
LOl, I havge had exactly the same thing. These bugs we've never seen just started appearing. My teacher says its a bug from the mediterrainian. D:
Whats worse is there's more than one. Their migrating. (not it was not the bug of this thread but a different one.)
 
You been messing around with genetic engineering lately, maybe?
 
D: you killed jacobson! you bastich! I have been training him to do Reconnaissance for me, I demand a replacement.
 
Hmm looks like your room is infested with Tasmanians.
 
Ewww...

It's a new species. Call the lab, but don't mention you squashed that priceless specimen 3 times, for your own good, or you'll be charged with... ummm... endangering the nation by rejecting certain important experiments crucial to it's survival. Or whatever.
 
Well, asked my father, and he said it's a freshly hatched Horse Fly.

Great, now I have ****ing maggots somewhere in my room/house. I gotta find em.
 
It could just be a cicada...they emerge from their 17-year slumber today :frog:
 
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