What's your favorite apocolypse?

[Dog--]

http://www.exitmundi.nl/exitmundi.htm

There is a good start for you, my personal favorites are

1) Matrix - It makes alot of sense in my mind.

2) Mass Suicide - I just like the concept of this one..

 

[Druckles]

Won't matter. I'll be dead already.

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

I like the good one. Which is the one were all the babies start killing everyone.

 

[SimonomiS]

"It became a big war, a very complex war, so they needed the computers to handle it. They sank the first shafts and began building AM. There was the Chinese AM and the Russian AM and the Yankee AM and everything was fine until they had honeycombed the entire planet, adding on this element and that element. But one day AM woke up and knew who he was, and he linked himself, and he began feeding all the killing data, until everyone was dead, except for the five of us, and AM brought us down here."

I have no mouth and I must scream.

 

[Seppo]

asteroid hitting earth or alien invasion

 

[Viperidae]

Zombies, obv.

 

[Emporius]

The one wherein the Christians embark on a massive jihad in order to 'save our souls'. After wiping ou- ... cleansing us of our sins, God appears before them, quite rightly pissed. He proceed to ask the mass of christians bowing down before him what the ****k they are doing, and before smiting them all he tells them that their religion was a sham, and the Jews were right all along. Finally, he starts again with the dinosaurs. RAWR!

 

[lePobz]

Flesh-eating mutant bacteria will wipe out all land animals in 2057, including Humans.

 

[Sliver]

Zombie

 

[French Ninja]

Robots if it looks like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGYxfzBraGA
Zombies if it looks like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFRhZnhy7iw
Ninjas if it looks like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op62w1l3cyc

 

[Avoidist]

The one with the four elephants.

 

[JFry]

Gah I hate that website. Every time someone posts it I end up staying up till 3 in the morning reading every last one.

 

[Dan]

These are good

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

 

[Jintor]

His name is Robert FROST! What the hell did you expect?

...five people at least have already made that joke, huh.

 

[Avoidist]

I think Eliot had the stutter bug...

 

[Druckles]

Fat people will make the world implode.

 

[Saturos]

Fire, FIRE! and entire armies of gargantuan sized dragons swarming the Earth annihilating everything.

 

[CrazyHarij]

can't decide between alien invasion or nuclear war

 

[Pulse]

Metalocalypse.

 

[Polaris]

Creating strangelets in the CERN particle accelerator, starting a catastrophic chain reaction that destroys Earth.

 

[Darkside55]

Annoying insects. You only delay the inevitable. I cannot be touched, I cannot be harmed. Watch me and tremble, for I bring the purity of oblivion to your world.

I AM APOCALYPSE.

 

[MFD00M]

http://www.exitmundi.nl/exitmundi.htm

my brain just f***ing exploded. (Matrix)

 

[nurizeko]

Zombies.

 

[Anthraxxx]

Zombies. Slow ones though, so that I could have fun killing them...

 

[Jintor]

Annoying insects. You only delay the inevitable. I cannot be touched, I cannot be harmed. Watch me and tremble, for I bring the purity of oblivion to your world.

I AM APOCALYPSE.

Uh, nuh-uh, you're Darkseid.

Anti-life equasion and whatnot.