Whelp, this is some ridiculous shit.

[BabyHeadCrab]

32:59 JL: so i found out a reason why eric destroys computers

33:17 JL: he uses internet explorer as his "porn browser" so that firefox will "stay pristine"

JL: (if that's not a sign of monstrous guilt and repression i don't know what is)

Oh my god. Fail of astronomical proportions. What personal examples of friend's tech fail do you have?

 

[Vegeta897]

What personal examples of friend's tech fail do you have?

This thread.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

char

 

[AtomicSpark]

I lol'd.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

What's it got to do with young dogs though?

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Pi likes young doags?

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

I was addressing all my young dawgs out there, homie. It's street slang... duh.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Pi saying it is confusing though.

 

[VirusType2]

Cuz he said 'Whelp', like a puppy when you step on its tail.

And Veggy loves IE and uses it to browse porn.


Yes, I have successfully profiled ALL OF YOU.


None of my friends fail at anything. Since they are imaginary, I went ahead and made them infallible.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Vege and I only use Firefox for our ebony midget toilet seat amputee porn fix, everything else we do in IE as to not taint our primary browser.

 

[VirusType2]

I dld'd midget porn once, out of a medical curiosity. Awkward.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

I dld'd midget porn once, out of inability to please my raging hard-on without witnessing the act of coitus between two "small" people. Awkward.

a little bit

 

[VirusType2]

It's like a hairy baby with an old head.

Find me the opposite - a bald adult body with a child head, and I might be interested.


EDIT oh shit, I didn't even notice you changed what I said.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

That actually sounds like most contemporary porn, dudebro

 

[Rizzo]

*Rizzo likes this
/facebook

 

[Diesel_Power]

Is it still considered a fail if you don't even know what the fail is?

 

[Dodo]

Vege and I only use Firefox for our ebony midget toilet seat amputee porn fix, everything else we do in IE as to not taint our primary browser.

AMIRIGHT!? : D : D
(kinda NSFW... its not thaaat bad)

-dodo

 

[VirusType2]

$20 says that ends up inside her.

 

[Dodo]

Haha : D
At first, for a split second when seeing that picture again, i thought it was his penis.

-dodo

 

[Dinkleberry]

Oh my god. Fail of astronomical proportions. What personal examples of friend's tech fail do you have?

Out of my friends, I'm usually the one to make the cock-ups.

Friend had a desktop pc with micro-ATX mobo, but he wanted to upgrade it, and had bought a second hand mobo to replace it with. Problem was, it was an ATX board, so while he was out I sawed off one side of the case, and put the new board in. It was screwed in, but stuck out the side a little. I tested it, but realised the PCB was sitting on the case metal, short circuiting it.

There's been a couple of times I've done full system recoveries by accident on school and friend's computers, when all I probably needed was a driver update.

There was a time recently at work. I re-connected a ribbon cable, missing a pin, short circuiting power rails in a $4000 DSP box. Smoke

I've also been caught out by parents finding extra links in the IE favourites menu :-P


Learned a lot from all of these too!

 

[Dinkleberry]

Is it still considered a fail if you don't even know what the fail is?

The fail is that IE is the one prone to attacks from dodgy porn sites, whilst Firefox is a lot more resistant. Or that's how it used to be anyway... I'd guess IE7 and above are just as safe as other browsers now.