when women think you are gay

[Lou]

I was at a restaurant with this friend of mine the other day and then we met this very nice girl and started talking to her. After a while, she said to us: wow, you guys are cool, I didn't know guys like you were that cool. So we asked her what she meant by 'guys like you'. To which she answered: you know, gay. We tried to explain her she was wrong but she didn't seem to believe us. Now, isn't that sad?

 

[spookymooky]

Do you have a lisp, cowboy hat, broken wrists, and/or assless chaps?

 

[OvA]

I have braces and they give me a slight lisp D: D: D:

not exactly flaming though.

 

[sHaDdoW]

COWBOY HAT

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Yeah.


"Surprisingly" it happened to me once

 

[short recoil]

I think it's great that you are open about your sexual orientation.
Why did she think you were straight?

 

[ktimekiller]

Lol Good One Short Recoil

 

[sHaDdoW]

I think it's great that you are open about your sexual orientation.
Why did she think you were straight?

Re-read

Oh wait was that a joke

 

[Naudian]

What a lesbian...

 

[Que-Ever]

this one chick at school thinks I'm gay for whatever reason (Probably something to do with my obsession with the word "penis"). But then, she always gives me a "I want your bod" kind of look whenever I see her. sorry, chicky, but I'm TAKEN.




by, erm, another girl, so there.

 

[Steven]

I have braces and they give me a slight lisp D: D: D:

not exactly flaming though.

I feel your pain bro.

Braces make me sound gay sometimes.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Don't act as feminine next time.

 

[Qonfused]

Hmm. Braces never gave me a lisp. That mouth widener did.

 

[Lou]

I think it's great that you are open about your sexual orientation.
Why did she think you were straight?

good point.

 

[Ikerous]

Solution: Don't talk to women. They're inferior.

 

[Dalamari]

I've never had a women think I was gay...

Ya know, denial isn't just a river in Egypt....

 

[Lou]

Solution: Don't talk to women. They're inferior.

They talk to me. I am irresistible even to the ones who think I am gay.

 

[giant384]

my gaydar is off the scale

 

[short recoil]

They talk to me. I am irresistible even to the ones who think I am gay.

Ever noticed how women have gay male friends and talk to them really easily as if they are a female friend?

EDIT: oh whoops accidently quoted you there Lou.

I don't get women of my age speaking to me, it's usually like 25-28 year olds that are attracted to me, they never believe i am 19.

 

[jerkasaur]

thats...ok :|

*me hides from Lou and starts laughing out loud*

 

[JNightshade]

I've actually never had a girl take me for being gay. A friend of mine was secretly suspicious for a while, though... until he walked in on me and his sister

 

[short recoil]

I've actually never had a girl take me for being gay. A friend of mine was secretly suspicious for a while, though... until he walked in on me and his sister

You sly dog!

 

[xombine]

Don't act as feminine next time.

Exactly. You must have done something to give her that impression, she didn't just decide you were gay for no reason.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Ever noticed how women have gay male friends and talk to them really easily as if they are a female friend?

EDIT: oh whoops accidently quoted you there Lou.

I don't get women of my age speaking to me, it's usually like 25-28 year olds that are attracted to me, they never believe i am 19.

Actually you don't look 19 from your pictures, I imagined you in your mid twenties.

 

[JNightshade]

Yeah, you definitely look older. In a good way. Please don't eat me.

 

[OvA]

Yeah, you definitely look older. In a good way. Please don't eat me.

I don't know short recoil, he IS high in protein.

 

[JNightshade]

And fibre!

 

[madog]

Women hate me so I wouldnt be surprised if they think Im a fag

 

[sHaDdoW]

Women love fags.

Those bastards, with there designer cloths, and £50 worth of face cream. I mean wtf. They've set womens standards of men too high.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Women love fags.

Those bastards. They've set womens standards of men to high.

Um no. While (stereotypically) the gay man is loved by women, it's not a sexual attraction, definately. He's another girlfriend, and trusted a bit more too because it's for sure he doesn't want her (and not because he thinks she's ugly or anything)

Women want confidence.

 

[madog]

Well than how come some women just think Im a fag and hate me?

 

[sHaDdoW]

Um no. While (stereotypically) the gay man is loved by women, it's not a sexual attraction, definately. He's another girlfriend, and trusted a bit more too because it's for sure he doesn't want her (and not because he thinks she's ugly or anything)

Women want confidence.

Strange.

The girls i talk too, all want my "freind" to be straight.

 

[Lou]

Um no. While (stereotypically) the gay man is loved by women, it's not a sexual attraction, definately. He's another girlfriend, and trusted a bit more too because it's for sure he doesn't want her (and not because he thinks she's ugly or anything)

Women want confidence.

Women sometimes **** their gay male friends in an attempt to make them straight. fact

 

[short recoil]

Women love fags.

Those bastards, with there designer cloths, and £50 worth of face cream. I mean wtf. They've set womens standards of men too high.

Lol, trust me women arn't into men who over groom themselves.

Women sometimes **** their gay male friends in an attempt to make them straight. fact

Where the HELL did you hear that?

 

[Lou]

Lol, trust me women arn't into men who over groom themselves.

Grooming is irrelevant. Personality and not being morbidly obese or disfigured is what counts.

Where the HELL did you hear that?

first hand experience. I mean, second hand experience

 

[madog]

Women want to change the gays because they want the perfect bf who will obey them like a slave. But then again they still HATE me. (sUiCiDe)

 

[Que-Ever]

because you're emo.

 

[Raeven0]

Well, I'm not effeminate. Far from it.

I haven't decided yet whether that's an advantage.

 

[madog]

because you're emo.

No! At my school the girls love most of the emo guys! Except they all hates me!

 

[JNightshade]

Hmm. People in general dislike emos at my school. I mean, we don't actually have any (YES!) but still.

 

[madog]

Hmm. People in general dislike emos at my school. I mean, we don't actually have any (YES!) but still.

Well I come from thee emo school and when even the emos get attention by girls wtf does that make me?