who will win in a batle beetwen Gordon Freeman Vs MC Hammer?

[<RJMC>]

Gordon hav hes HEV suit and the crowbar

and MC Hammer hav hes......pants and hes moves!!1

 

[Mr. Redundant]

MC Hammer, no contest.
uh oh, uh oh, uh uh, uh oh uh oh!

 

[jaguar_987]

MC Hammer baby, how could you think otherwise?

 

[Voodoo_Chile]

The Hammer VS The Crowbar.Definatly Hammer.After all Gordan "Cant Touch This"

 

[rocklegendfm99]

Mc Hammer is a stupid rapper

 

[Shodan]

?!?!?

Mc hammer is not a stupid rapper, he made one of those songs that everyone always hums (Hammertime), and that dance, that dance is amazing!




+ E=MC hammer anyway

 

[Ennui]

Gordon.

 

[Some_God]

Gordon has the glasses and crowbar... now what beats that?

 

[eiric]

I vote:
Stupid poll!

 

[Rocketman9mm]

MC hammer will blind gordon by dancing with reflective parachute pants then finish him by smothering him with bankruptcy filing papers.

 

[5parta]

Gordon has the glasses and crowbar... now what beats that?

heeeelllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooohhhooooooooooooo...
parachute pants anyone?

had to remove the second part of the post, before the war starts...

 

[Alieni²]

Very stupid poll... (Gordon ^^)

 

[Dekstar]

Nah. Mc Hammer would most likely beat gordon with his flailing trousers, then gordon would unleash an army of headcrabs on him, so really Mc Hammer would lose, but put up a very good fight.

I voted for Mc Hammer, because he has style!

 

[63]

I'm going to pretend MC stands for Master Chief

 

[Fatality_]

MC Hammer will win.

 

[silverstealth89]

gordon

 

[<RJMC>]

I'm going to pretend MC stands for Master Chief

NO IS NOT MASTER CHIEF OF HALO IS MC HAMMER THE RAPPER

MC HAMMER PWNZ MASTER SHIEF LOL

*<RJMC> start to dance like MC Hammer*

 

[Commoner]

Gordon. We know Hammer can't save the world, do we really know Gordon can't break it down?

 

[f|uke]

Gordon. We know Hammer can't save the world, do we really know Gordon can't break it down?

Excellent point, and well worth registering on HL2.net to make!
How the hell is Hammer winning?

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Actually...i'd prefer a flan!

 

[<RJMC>]

Excellent point, and well worth registering on HL2.net to make!
How the hell is Hammer winning?

cuz you cant touch he!!1

 

[Malfunction]

Gordon has the glasses and crowbar... now what beats that?

MC Hammer....ph33r t3h p4r4chut3 pantz!!1 :afro:

 

[Jesus Lincoln]

Hammer

 

[BRODIEMAN2k4]

STOP!











Hamma time

 

[Killa_TJH]

MC hammer will blind gordon by dancing with reflective parachute pants then finish him by smothering him with bankruptcy filing papers.

Best post evar!!!!11111

 

[sublidieminal]

MC Hammer takes the lead thatnks to me, roffle.

 

[BetaMaster]

This is probably the closest poll I've seen at this site in a loooong time. I voted MC Hammer.

 

[BRODIEMAN2k4]

Best post evar!!!!11111

AGREE!!

 

[guise]

MC Hammer, hands down.

greatest rapper alive.

gordons freestyles suck, hammer would like totally serve freeman

 

[DevgruSeal]

MC Hammer may have the baggy pants, but Gordon's got the guns!

 

[DrunkPanda]

it's hamma time. hamma time!

 

[Steven Q Urkle]

hammer just ripped off Super Freak and added in his lyrics to get a hit song, like vanilla ice did with Queen's Under Pressure, but he would still win because his parachute pants are so cool.

 

[Rocketman9mm]

hammer just ripped off Super Freak and added in his lyrics to get a hit song, like vanilla ice did with Queen's Under Pressure, but he would still win because his parachute pants are so cool.

they are big enough to hide a 5 pack of snarks in each leg to lauch a suprise attack when gordon gets close enough.

 

[<RJMC>]

MC Hammer may have the baggy pants, but Gordon's got the guns!

but MC Hammer hav hes moves!

 

[Ownzed]

Gordon baby. Just crack that rapper over the head with the crowbar and he's down.

 

[hex]

Why don't people make these retarded threads in the random/off topic? This isn't exactly worthy of HL2 relation.

 

[<RJMC>]

Why don't people make these retarded threads in the random/off topic? This isn't exactly worthy of HL2 relation.

cuz are fun!

these forum need fun no HL2vsHalo2 threads

 

[Phalanx114]

Gordon, no contest.

MC Hammer would just be doing some dumb dance and then gordon will just pick up a 2X4 off the ground with the manipulator gun and peg MC's ass with it.

End of story.

 

[Phalanx114]

they are big enough to hide a 5 pack of snarks in each leg to lauch a suprise attack when gordon gets close enough.

LOL! :thumbs:

:cheers:

 

[Ar.Pi]

Hammer TIME

hammer will rule him!!!!