Who's your favorite celebrity?

Maybe one day I'll be your favorite celebrity :D
 
<3 Audrey Tautou

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Somebody feed that girl a sammich D:

Audrey is perfect. She doesn't need a sammich, she needs a hubby who will love her dearly and hold her under the stars as they sit in a nice comfortable chair on their back porch :(
 
Audrey is perfect. She doesn't need a sammich, she needs a hubby who will love her dearly and hold her under the stars as they sit in a nice comfortable chair on their back porch :(

You would need somehting to hold ONTO first :/
 
Not if I get to her first >.>

Actually, you know what, you can have her. I know plenty of local girls much more attractive than natalie portman.
 
Actually, you know what, you can have her. I know plenty of local girls much more attractive than natalie portman.

But are any of them celebrities? No.

Fame is the great divider. Doesn't matter who they are. If you gave me a choice between sweet love with a hot woman and Brad Pitt porking my starfish, I'd opt for Pitt.

Why? Just to say I did.
 
**** celebrities, they've got nothing to them that makes them better than any other people, except (some) have better acting skills.

And, Pitt'd be the one taking it, as he'd be out cold and I'd be holding a bottle of chloroform.
 
No, it's all about recognition.

Say to your friends "lol i just fcked this hot chick" and you'll give high fives and drink.
Say "lol i just fcked rosie o donnel" and they'll reply with "WTF?!?! WJAT?!?!? WHEN?!?! WHY?!?!? HOLY SHIT, MANG!!!! WTF?!?!"
 
Well one, let's be realistic here...

Rosie O'Donnel ain't "****ing" no man >_>
 
I don't know about you but my friends would just stare at me if I said I ****ed Rosie...
 
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