Would you look at the mess i'm in....

[Korgoth]

Ok, so I work with my best friends (and by best friend, i mean i've known this guy since elementary school, and we are both graduated now...) girlfriend, who also happens to be a decent friend. Anyway, she lives with this other guy that works with me, they are roomates, and used to date (seriously).

Turns out she tells my best friend that she cheated on him with the guy shes living with. They've only been dating for around a month. So I say "dude, drop that chick like a bad habit, you can do better and you deserve better.."

Well he breaks our trust and tells her I said that, and he totally just almost completely ditches me, for her.

Now heres where it gets interesting, shes been telling some guys at work how much she hates the relationship shes in, and would just much rather be with me. She even has the nerve to ask me how big I am... you know, down there lol

And today she writes me a note telling me how I should be with her and what not...


Where do I go from here? I mean I would never think of dating her and hurting my friend, but at the same time, the way hes been acting, if i even told him what was happening he would probably get even further from me. HELP!!!!

 

[CptStern]

run as fast as you can ...your friend is an idiot (sorry, but some guys just lose all sense when they date) and his girlfriend is bad news ...how long before she does the same to you ...casual sex with no strings attached can be ok ..but your friend wont like it much .....friends before girlfriends (non-serious ones) I always say

 

[Zerimski]

Slip her a length.

 

[Qonfused]

I'd stay out of that as much as I could.

 

[Cormeh]

Slip her a length.

Beautiful.

 

[Lucid]

Oh the humanity.

 

[Korgoth]

hmmm its very complicated, especially since i'm sort of her boss at work haha...

 

[Beerdude26]

**** her and dump her. It's not like she's going to be loyal to you.

 

[CptStern]

hmmm its very complicated, especially since i'm sort of her boss at work haha...

well you know what to do


"step into my office and lock the door"

 

[Korgoth]

well you know what to do


"step into my office and lock the door"

Oh so thats what having an office could get ya'? I work in a factory so I'd have to take her behind the injection molding presses lol, not quite as sexy, but does the trick :E

 

[CptStern]

"step into the janitors closet and lock the door"

 

[clarky003]

hmm, deja vu... thats the same predicament im in at the moment, but im just gonna sleep on it in the mean time. In cases like this ive always thought it to be best to be patient and let her decide, as otherwise you'll be guilty as charged.. keep your moral's in check there innervision try not to let the old penis do the talking!.

 

[Murray_H]

injection molding presses

'erection mega penis'

Be sexy with the machinery

 

[Zerimski]

"Injection Molding Press"

/me checks Kama Sutra, then checks the Viz Big Book O' Positions.

Nope, new one on me.

 

[Ennui]

Innervision... Stern's pretty much right, guys get stupid around girls they care about, he'll probably realize his folly when he's over her and you two will be back to normal. I'd explain to him about the girl's feelings for you and tell him to get away from her and then you just don't do anything about it.

In a few months when there's no danger of your friend being involved... a bit of no-strings-attached fun with her if she's still interested wouldn't hurt anyone

 

[Korgoth]

ah thanks guys, for the laughs and advice
i'll take it to heart

 

[xcellerate]

There's an old adage that's helped me through tough situations like yours, "Hit it and Quit it." Now go in peace my son, for the force is strong with you.

 

[Qonfused]

God, DON'T TAKE ANYTHING TO HEART ON THESE DAMN FORUMS.
^ Except that.

 

[Lucid]

God, DON'T TAKE ANYTHING TO HEART ON THESE DAMN FORUMS.
^ Except that.

And that ^

Never take anything that he says seriously. (Oh and get on MSN, Travis.)
Our advice is extremely dependable and fail-proof.

 

[DreadLord]

Screw her, dump her, quit.

 

[Boogymanx]

Kill her, kill your friends, and kill all your coworkers. And then, for whatever reason, start to berserk and kill all non-HL2 players.

 

[StardogChampion]

Look for the cause of all the problems: the whore.

Get her out of your lives.

 

[Boogymanx]

Get her out of your lives.

Best solution: KILLL

 

[DEATH eVADER]

She even has the nerve to ask me how big I am... you know, down there lol

And today she writes me a note telling me how I should be with her and what not...

Shes a ****ing slag, now I don't usually swear but this is an exception. You have one of two choices, **** her a put her aside like trash, or just give her the V's