18th lUlUlUl

[spunge]

my 18th birthday in about 2 weeks, give suggestions of something decent to do. Cba just going out with mates an getting rinsed i'll probably do that on the day (on a wednesday )

but im trying to think of something actually different to do maybe at the weekend. Someone suggested we go to paris or something for a few days, but that sounds too french.

ORIGINAL IDEAS ~ !

 

[Terminator]

-Dress up as pirates and get trolleyed on rum.

and invite me.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Just to head everyone else off: group sex.

Now this thread can continue without perversion.

 

[Deadpan]

Orgy.

 

[kupocake]

Go on a pub crawl by getting on a train towards the nearest City and stopping off for a drink at every minor stop on the way ie. All those crazy villages and suburbs you'd never visit otherwise. Within reason of course, I mean that could end up pretty damned expensive.

 

[Irksome]

Kill a man.

 

[Dan]

You're not an adult until you've taken the life of another person.

 

[MJ12]

You're not an adult until you've taken the life of another person.

^lol'd

 

[Raziaar]

Well then... my ascension is long overdue.

<snaps the latex rubber of the gloves on his hands>

 

[Saruke]

Smoke a cigarrete and then put it out in a puppy's eye.

That's what I did for mine.... except with a bear.

Didn't work out too well....

 

[Tagaziel]

Rock out with your cock out.

Should make for some funny police runs.

 

[Dekstar]

Have a quiet night in with your friends?

 

[AJ Rimmer]

Have a quiet night in with your friends?

We already suggested an orgy.

 

[highlander]

happy birthday


also is it just me have a lot of people turned 18 recently?

 

[AJ Rimmer]

happy birthday


also is it just me have a lot of people turned 18 recently?

It's that silly love-making spurt of 1990.

 

[highlander]

Oh right... The magical year!

 

[Bad^Hat]

Rape is your only option.

 

[soulslicer]

happy birthday


also is it just me have a lot of people turned 18 recently?

by recently, he means April

 

[Lucid]

Go rape a woman while sky diving, actually... if it's your first time sky diving and you get a female instructor, rape her.

Happy times for all!

 

[Solaris]

Take 2 friends to a skate park in bolton.

 

[CptStern]

go bowling with Nan and gramps, take a trip to the mall with mumsey or play tiddlywinks


get back to me when you're 25 ..then it's all booze and hookers

 

[Jangle]

go bowling with Nan and gramps, take a trip to the mall with mumsey or play tiddlywinks


get back to me when you're 25 ..then it's all booze and hookers

In the Uk, 18 = booze and hookers

 

[CptStern]

bah! peach schnapps and Betsy the local "I'll give you a handjob for $1" funbag doesnt quite cut it

 

[Jangle]

bah! peach schnapps and Betsy the local "I'll give you a handjob for $1" funbag doesnt quite cut it

In the UK, "I'll give you a handjob for $1" = "I'll give you a handjob for 1 pound"

 

[CptStern]

even your money is funny ..damn shylocks asking for a pound of flesh (in this case it's literal :naughty: )

 

[The Monkey]

bah! peach schnapps and Betsy the local "I'll give you a handjob for $1" funbag doesnt quite cut it

I lol'd.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Rape is your only option.

Jenius.

 

[Eejit]

It goes against the grain to make a serious suggestion.... but paintballing can be pretty fun.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

In the UK, "I'll give you a handjob for $1" = "I'll give you a handjob for 1 pound"

Actually, in the UK, "I'll give you a handjob for $1" = "I'll give you a handjob for 50p"
Their money may be funny, but it's beating the shit out of the dollar at the moment...

 

[Steven]

Kill a man.

In Reno.

 

[Terminator]

In Reno.

Just to watch him die.