"50 percent reproduction credits"

[Flynn(Snarkpit)]

Yo I was browsing the sound files for the game and among a load of other bizarre things I heard the announcer say "50 percent reproduction credits" what does that actually mean?

 

[Insano]

That the soldiers gets some love.

It's been debated several times, anyway.

 

[ríomhaire]

"Rank leaders; Reminder; 100 sterilised credits qualifies non-mechanical reproduction simulation"
I'm sure you can guess what that means.

 

[586FAC75]

Combine fleshlight lovin'.

 

[Asuka]

Combine fleshlight lovin'.

LMFAO!

 

[Acepilotf14]

!
Hey... dude... give me 1000 creds and ill give you a BJ...



OMFG SEXUAL INNUENDOS!
^^ I just read that thread XD

 

[Flynn(Snarkpit)]

Yo what the!? I thought the Combine soldiers where bio engineered to just do soldier juties. That guy who said "I'm sure you can guess" I think he's talking about that "when a girl meets a boy thing". Am I right? Only kidding dudes. Anyway so yeah...gee that's pretty weird I don't see why they would let them keep their willies >_>

 

[Mahalis]

Eunuchs = no good for the fighting.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Combine: Hey.. that rebel is kinda hot..
Combine2: Dude! KEEP SHOOTING!
BeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeP

^^^That is why they cut off their willies.

 

[Flynn(Snarkpit)]

But they didn't!:cheese:

 

[ríomhaire]

It's for metrocops, not Overwatch soldiers

 

[Flynn(Snarkpit)]

Oh, okay then.

 

[Danimal]

Yo what the!? I thought the Combine soldiers where bio engineered to just do soldier juties. That guy who said "I'm sure you can guess" I think he's talking about that "when a girl meets a boy thing". Am I right? Only kidding dudes. Anyway so yeah...gee that's pretty weird I don't see why they would let them keep their willies >_>

SEX MACHINES

(I just love saying that.)

When a combine soldier recieves enough credits, he gets put on a SEX MACHINE


...I'm rather immature.

 

[Tagaziel]

Well, the point may be that they actually reproduce humans in a highly controlled environment... or simply a simulation and I read too much into this.

 

[Danimal]

Since it's a simulation (Right?), it could just be a sequence triggered in the brain that the Overwatch controls?

 

[Tagaziel]

Well, yes, that might be true. However, it would then qualify as mechanical, as simply an impulse is sent, while non-mechanical is them... getting busy.

 

[Danimal]

*Shrugs, whimpering in confusion.*

I don't see it as a critical piece of HL Mythology anyway.