7 days to find a date

[ComradeBadger]

Right, the school leaver's ball is on a week Monday and the girl I was going with can't go anymore (due to the fact she's moving away + her bf doesn't want to let her go ).. this gives me approximately 7 days to find a 'prom' date. All the girls in my year are already taken and going..

Can I do it?

~this ain't an advice thread.. I just think this is a funny situation

 

[Pesmerga]

Buy a sex doll and then ship her to me.

I can't help you with your problem though.

 

[Shodan]

I'll go with you.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Aimee.

 

[Ennui]

Pick Aimee. Who cares if she's a bit chavvy. (a little)

 

[ComradeBadger]

Perhaps - working with her on Tuesday, so I can see how things go

 

[Murray_H]

Write down whatever happens, it has the makings for a shite hollywood chick flick!

 

[AntiAnto]

Kill the girl. Bring her corpse to the prom.

 

[Que-Ever]

...and pour pig blood all over the prom queen.

 

[AntiAnto]

...and pour pig blood all over the prom queen.

Man... you're freacking sick.

 

[Que-Ever]

*must... ignore.. irony...*

It's from some movie. I forget which. Some girl goes crazy and performs aforementioned sick stunt, for whatever reason.

 

[CrazyHarij]

Carrie?

 

[Que-Ever]

Maybe? Sounds familiar.

Aye, it is. Found a review on it, including a synopsis (um, spoilers?)
http://movie-reviews.colossus.net/movies/c/carrie.html

 

[AntiAnto]

It's from some movie. I forget which. Some girl goes crazy and performs aforementioned sick stunt, for whatever reason.

Amelie Poulain?

 

[Pesmerga]

The Matricks?

 

[oldagerocker]

Take me.

 

[AntiAnto]

Take me.

Nah. He won't take you. You're way too much cuter than him.

 

[DarkStar]

Yo take a prostitute to the dance with you.

That would seriously rock and be funny and stuff.

 

[Skaadi]

Dress up a male family member as a woman and take him. Everyone will be none the wiser.

 

[ailevation]

:cheers: Take Handgela with you.

 

[<RJMC>]

hire a prostitute

 

[Skaadi]

Bring plastic ronald mcdonald, or inflatable princess leia.

 

[NeptuneUK]

i laugh... hahahahah¬!!! 1 week! hahaha. screwed!

on a more helpful note. i dont think that you will succed unless you find sum1 on the internets.... posing as a model but really a 51 year old plump balding man from durham....

 

[Skaadi]

i laugh... hahahahah¬!!! 1 week! hahaha. screwed!

on a more helpful note. i dont think that you will succed unless you find sum1 on the internets.... posing as a model but really a 51 year old plump balding man from durham....

LOL, that was gold!

 

[ComradeBadger]

http://bushlovesitbald.ytmnd.com/ :E

Well I see quite a few people during the week, I still hold it's possible

 

[Skaadi]

http://bushlovesitbald.ytmnd.com/ :E

Well I see quite a few people during the week, I still hold it's possible

ahhhhhhhh, you'll find someone, no doubt.............or will you?

 

[bliink]

...badger? ...short of female companions??

Something is very wrong!

 

[NeptuneUK]

he's lost his manwhore status i take it

 

[ComradeBadger]

Nah - I'm still a slag - it's just one of the reasons my old date couldn't make it is becuase her bf wasn't too happy with her going to a prom (prom night makes funny things happen) with a guy she thinks is a ladies man /;(\

Rawr!

 

[Insano]

Ask your mother.

 

[CyberPitz]

Ask your Grandma.

fixted

 

[15357]

Nah - I'm still a slag - it's just one of the reasons my old date couldn't make it is becuase her bf wasn't too happy with her going to a prom (prom night makes funny things happen) with a guy she thinks is a ladies man /;(\

Rawr!

Ok, so you were going to a prom with a girl who already has a boyfriend?


I fail in life.

 

[Lethal8472]

Seriously, don't even take a date. Go with a group of friends. That's what I did at my prom and I had a blast, espically at the afterparty. :upstare: The only downside is that you wont get to have the traditional night of sex with your date afterwards. :naughty:

 

[Shodan]

The only downside is that you wont get to have the traditional night of sex with your date afterwards. :naughty:

Just throwing a wild guess in the air, but I think that was the point.

 

[ComradeBadger]

Think is, most of my mates have dates :|

And we have an afterparty sorted at this girl we don't like's house.. it's gonna get trashed

 

[clarky003]

If some of your other mates dont have dates thats alright... I could understand if you where the only one on your own, but dont worry about it.. being a bachelor looks way cooler, aslong as your not pissed off your head before you start meeting people :/.

 

[ComradeBadger]

I'm not worrying I'm working on it

:E

 

[Reginald]

The last time someone asked for advice on this forum I seem to remember the advice was something along the lines of

Get your tackle out and slap it in her face a few times.

I will never ask for love advice here.

 

[ComradeBadger]

~this ain't an advice thread.. I just think this is a funny situation

lil' update - another option's appeared

 

[Reginald]

I know it's not an advice thread. But that won't stop people giving it.