7 days to find a date

[Icarusintel]

you've got no f*cking chance...
that being said - may the force be with you

 

[outpost]

Hey sweety, I'll go with you. Mmmphhh look at those op4dm skills. Turns me on all hardcore like.

 

[baron insig]

commision a tshirt saying will you go to my prom with me, and when ppl read it say,

u wanna?

classic

 

[Dekstar]

You could always go alone and constantly reply with "Nah she's just at the buffet stocking up" when they ask where your date is \o/

EDIT: Except that everyone will eventually think your girlfriend is so fat she is the buffet table. :|

 

[mindless_moder]

ask blink

 

[Insano]

Go to a girl with some banana's, and ask her "Who's the funniest, me or the banana?".

Because it's you, she will obviously say "the banana" so you eat the banana and you ask the same question again until there are no banana's left.

Then you ask her again "Who's the funniest?" Now she can't say the banana, because there are none left!

Then you say "Come in my arms for kissing me all night long!" and you'll end up having the best night of your life, all thanks to me.

100% waterproof.

 

[baron insig]

have u tested this theorem?

i woudl be willing to be the girl but i dunno what kinda bananas u using:S

burned

 

[Shodan]

Ask Skaadi, that would prove once and for all that shes not a man.

*Avoids slap.

 

[ComradeBadger]

No-one on the internet is not a man, aside from SHIPPI and bliink and 2 people who I forget

Right, I'm going out, seey'all later.

 

[Jangle]

No-one on the internet is not a man, aside from SHIPPI and bliink and 2 people who I forget

Right, I'm going out, seey'all later.

what about those monkeys that use computers?

 

[Que-Ever]

you don't think monkeys are manly?

 

[Sulkdodds]

you've got no f*cking chance...

Joo underestimate the power of Badger's sechs-ness.

 

[ComradeBadger]

I got one.

She's cute-as too

With 4 days to go :cheese:

 

[Pesmerga]

I got one.

She's cute-as too

With 4 days to go :cheese:

<3 ComradeBadger.

*snip*

Oops wrong thread. CnPing now.

 

[madog]

prom in august? very strange, hmmm, congrats on your triumph
now i shall continue on with watever i was doin

 

[15357]

I got one.

She's cute-as too

With 4 days to go :cheese:

You make my life feel worthless.


er, I mean, congrats

 

[Greatgat]

Go to a girl with some banana's, and ask her "Who's the funniest, me or the banana?".

Because it's you, she will obviously say "the banana" so you eat the banana and you ask the same question again until there are no banana's left.

Then you ask her again "Who's the funniest?" Now she can't say the banana, because there are none left!

Then you say "Come in my arms for kissing me all night long!" and you'll end up having the best night of your life, all thanks to me.

100% waterproof.

I felt... a strange attraction to that advice. Must be the masochist in me.

Anyway, congrats on getting a fine-as date, Badger!

 

[DEATH eVADER]

You can consider yourself lucky, I never had a leavers ball, or a matching tux

 

[The Mullinator]

I got one.

She's cute-as too

With 4 days to go :cheese:

Get another girl for a backup plan. If all goes well for both of them you will be the whoriest of manly whores at the prom with two sexerific dates, one hanging on either arm.

YAHAR!! :burp:

 

[oldagerocker]

All Badgey needs is the pimp suit :E

 

[Insano]

I felt... a strange attraction to that advice. Must be the masochist in me.

Anyway, congrats on getting a fine-as date, Badger!

Finally someone who responds to my suggestion.

It works for me. Want to try? :naughty:

 

[Icarusintel]

I got one.

She's cute-as too

With 4 days to go :cheese:

where are the pix?