A Poll About Cum

[MJ12]

Given the number of times you have masturbated/had sex in your life, how many containers of cum do you think you could fill?!

Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons (how many pounds??) lol
Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour
Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150
Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
Average length when erect: 5.1
Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch
Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches
Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet
Most arousing time of day/season for a man: Early morning/fall
Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start
exercising, lose weight
Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, wheat germ
Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks
Average # of erections per day for a man: 11

Seminal volume: Human males produce approximately 0.4 ml of seminal
plasma each day of abstinance. The average ejaculate measured in 1300
volunteers is 3.2 +/- 1.4 ml as reported by Dr. Aquiles Sombrero in The
Journal of Fertility and Sterility. Maximal volumes of 10-11 ml have
been recorded. As abstinance continues, seminal volume will be resorbed
by the male reproductive tract. This insures that the semen is of good
quality at ejaculation. There is really no definitive way to answer the
question of how much semen can be ejaculated in a lifetime.

Don't ask for a link because they are from unvalidated sources, that's why I used them, duh!

Edit: Another fun fact: most semen consumed was 1.7 pints, they had to pump her stomach.

 

[Vegeta897]

How vulgar!

I say!

 

[Raziaar]

Olympic Sized Swimming Pool is a conservative estimate.

 

[taviow]

In before lock.
Because we all know this thread is going to hell in the end.

 

[MJ12]

In before lock.
Because we all know this thread is going to hell in the end.

You're going to hell in the end because masturbation is a sin.

 

[Vegeta897]

In before hell.
Because we all know this end is going to thread in the lock.

 

[Raziaar]

Great... now my Hell dream tonight will involve Olympic Sized Swimming Pools filled with sperm.

Thank you very much Zombie... you're a dick.

 

[taviow]

You're going to hell in the end because masturbation is a sin.

Well, so are you!

 

[MJ12]

Come on guys, this poll isn't going to take itself!

 

[stintage]

In before hell.
Because we all know this end is going to thread in the lock.

hehehe

 

[taviow]

hehehe

This man speaks the truth.

 

[MJ12]

The world record for most Semen consumed was 1.7 pints. They had to pump her stomach. I is serious too.

 

[taviow]

You always very serious, right?

 

[Raziaar]

This thread leaves a salty taste in my mouth.


Ugh, end it.

 

[MJ12]

Actually I was serious about that one, it's an actual fact.

Don't drink to much semen guys.

This thread leaves a salty taste in my mouth.


Ugh, end it.

You are such a little baby. Babycock.

"Wah, wahhh, semen tastes salty wahhh, make it stop, wah, wah"

 

[Ravioli]

ur not gona masturbate to the results in some kind of weird unknown poll fetish are you?

 

[Pesmerga]

But how else would I get it back? I have to recycle this shit lest I become impotent!

 

[taviow]

ur not gona masturbate to the results in some kind of weird unknown poll fetish are you?

One of ZT's deepest secrets. Poll fetish.
How did you know?

 

[MJ12]

Less Talk More Cock!

 

[taviow]

Your own is not enough for you?

D:

 

[MJ12]

I wonder if this will get me a ban-nnner, a banner, my own banner hung up on the wall...

 

[taviow]

Let's hope you don't get banned yet.

I love you <3

Night, I have to sleep.

 

[Raziaar]

It's not ban worthy to be honest. Infraction worthy maybe, but not ban worthy. I don't even think it's infraction worthy.

Just lock worthy... because honestly? It's a stupid ****ing thread.

 

[Pesmerga]

ZT if you really want to get banned all you have to do is post tits like so

 

[MJ12]

Just lock worthy... because honestly? It's a stupid ****ing thread.

Biotch, why didn't you tell me to pick you up some tampons while I was out?

ZT if you really want to get banned all you have to do is post tits like so

you SOB

I love you <3

<3

Let's hope you don't get banned yet.

Heyyyy, wait a minute....

 

[kineaesth]

ur not gona masturbate to the results in some kind of weird unknown poll fetish are you?

It's a pole fetish. Because he likes cock.

Ugh, I'm sorry.

 

[Vegeta897]

lol Pesh.

 

[Raziaar]

Biotch, why didn't you tell me to pick you up some tampons while I was out?

Because they're a regular item on your shopping list and I thought you had some ****ing extras.

 

[MJ12]

It's a pole fetish. Because he likes cock.

Ugh, I'm sorry.

 

[Vegeta897]

Well, now you're definitely getting an infraction.

 

[MJ12]

Well, now you're definitely getting an infraction.

Because of Eli?

It ain't nuthin' to me mayne, I keep it for real.

 

[Mr-Fusion]

I once saw a porn where a guy cummed for 2 minutes.

It might have been fake.

 

[kineaesth]

I once saw a porn where a guy cummed for 2 minutes.

It might have been fake.

You know what? I heard it was fake.

 

[99.vikram]

For shame, sexlife2.net... :x

 

[CyberPitz]

You go swimming in the ocean, right? Well, you're swimming and gurgling my semen. Take that.

 

[Ennui]

I don't think I need to explain why this thread is closed.