An EA Games masterpiece!

[Yuri]

Black is probably the most stunning EA game ever. The visuals are so stunning for the Xbox. Although I love playing online, Black should definately be focused on an intense single player experience. Black is exactly what I've been looking for. Black #1 shooter of the year for Xbox.

 

[CptStern]

is there co-op? multiplayer? any pc plans?

 

[xombine]

Better combat than FEAR?

 

[AmishSlayer]

Hold the phone....since when is BLACK out?

 

[^Ben]

Black is probably the most stunning EA game ever. The visuals are so stunning for the Xbox. Although I love playing online, Black should definately be focused on an intense single player experience. Black is exactly what I've been looking for. Black #1 shooter of the year for Xbox.

wow i'm like totally getting it!!!

 

[Loke]

is there co-op? multiplayer? any pc plans?

No, no and no.

 

[StardogChampion]

Erestheux will try and turn this around by saying he got that from penny-arcade.

Don't be fooled.

Ban him.

No remorse.

 

[Yuri]

Erestheux will try and turn this around by saying he got that from penny-arcade.

Don't be fooled.

Ban him.

No remorse.

Huh?

 

[Dumb Dude]

What the pig?

 

[MiccyNarc]

You suck.

 

[Roland Deschain]

Erestheux will try and turn this around by saying he got that from penny-arcade.

Don't be fooled.

Ban him.

No remorse.

Everybody who is confused by this go to:

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/

if that does not work, go to http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/01/25

 

[Yuri]

You suck.

Funny, coming from someone who sucks WORSE!!! :angel:

Everybody who is confused by this go to:

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/

if that does not work, go to http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/01/25

Have you no sense of humor? :bonce:

 

[Roland Deschain]

Funny, coming from someone who sucks WORSE!!! :angel:Have you no sense of humor? :bonce:

I do, and it was rather funny, but a couple of peopel might have been confused, so I just pointed them to a website that reafirms your humor.

 

[Yuri]

I do, and it was rather funny, but a couple of peopel might have been confused, so I just pointed them to a website that reafirms your humor.

But its meant to be for the people who get the reference to laugh at the people who do not!

You see what I did there? :smoking:

 

[15357]

I <3 EA. Especially EA Korea. <3 moneh

 

[Roland Deschain]

But its meant to be for the people who get the reference to laugh at the people who do not!

You see what I did there? :smoking:

Ahhh, well I'm not as sneaky as you are :dozey: . Next time I will try to propegate the ignorance.:smoking:

 

[Puzzlemaker]

I <3 EA. Especially EA Korea. <3 moneh

What is Korea like anyway?

 

[15357]

South: Uber-capitalists with anti-communist propaganda pasted on highways

North: (Or what people think) Scary communists with nukes and guns. Always starve.

 

[Adrien C]

What are you some kind of Ea adertiser ?

 

[Roland Deschain]

What are you some kind of Ea adertiser ?

It's a joke; he was trying to get the people fired up about Black and then tell them that it was all a sly marketing campain by EA. I ruined his evil evil plot by pointing out the penny arcade comic.

 

[StardogChampion]

I told you he'd say he got it from Penny Arcade.

I win.

 

[Yuri]

Correction: I was bored and saw the words "forum" and "post" in a PA comic and decided that I would be less bored for several seconds.

 

[Jintor]

*stabs Erestheux*

There I was, about to expose you as an EA Marketing executive, when...

 

[CyberPitz]

*stabs Erestheux*

There I was, about to expose you as an EA Marketing executive, when...

Poor Er..

 

[Yuri]

*dead* :x

 

[Sulkdodds]

That'll teach you to advertise EA games!

 

[weskerQ8]

i really like this game, but i am afraid it will be a killzone #2


and people i don't know what is happening here . is Erestheux making an advertising for EA ? someone please explain everything for me

 

[Max_Payne]

i still think the best 1st person shooter experince had to have been BREAKDOWN... anybody remember that game? WHooo mama was it fun. Realllly hard.. but was damn coo!

PEACE

Mikey:cheers:

 

[Asknoone]

Whoever thought 'EA' and 'Masterpiece' would manage to be mentioned in the same sentence. The mind boggles.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Hello, Battlefield 2.

 

[Asknoone]

Hello, Samon has no care for Battlefield 2.

 

[Septih]

A bit more scary(also from PA):

We received the following from a young man who we will call "Mr. Smith."

(CW)TB

Hey guys,

I interviewed for a guerilla marketing business in San Francisco that targeted web forums.

I was told that if I accepted the job, I was to have at LEAST 50 identities on as many forums as I could muster (they wanted 100 eventually), with a goal of 5 posts an hour. The posts had to be well thought out, and the idea was that I was to establish multiple identities with a history on the forums, so that when the timing was right a well written but subtly placed marketing post could be finessed in. And regular visitors would recognize the post as coming from a long time poster.

They had 12 people working there full time, and were hiring 10 more. You do the math. No wait, I'll do it for you: that's 880 posts a day (if minimum was met). However he said the better ones could do around 8 or 10 an hour. And they had different "verticals" so there was the sports guy, and the games guy, the hentai, excuse me I mean anime guy, etc.

But the most critical point was this: develop and integrate the identity. No random "HEY EB GAMES IS AWESOME BUY THIS" stuff.

Kinda spooky.

Didn't take the job. It was a ****ing mill.

sounds like uber fun, i'd imagine it'll be where half the internets trolls will end up after secondary school (the other will die in an unfortunate tuna canning accident)

 

[Yuri]

Makes you wonder who is an EA spy HERE!!! :shifty eyes smiley is required:

 

[15357]

EA is cool. They make great games.



(minus the expansions)