AN OUTRAGE

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so im in abu dabhi airport.
its 21:25 and myflight only leavesat 2:30.
i go into the nearby bar (the only bar)
7 POUNDS FOR A PINT OF BEER
**** off. fortunatley theyre giving out free baileys downstairs.
i have claimed that spot.
but still. 7 POUNDS? AN OUTRAGE I TELL YOU!
 
sucks ass but what do you expect - its a muslim country, probably the supply is not that, ah, plentiful..?
 
i have nothing to do for like 5 hours in total.
and this place is shite.
DONT change the subject THIS OIS AN OUTRAGE
 
so theres 3 kinds of FREE BAILEYS
coffee
chocolatemint
caramel

YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
 
YES except for the rum i bought for $9!
IS THAT EXPENSIVE?
I DONT KNOW ICANT REMEMBER
ALSO FREE INTERNET FOR 20 MINS
 
That beats the pint I bought in Amsterdam last month for £6.
 
How much baileys did you end up getting?

like i said, i claimed the spot.

so theres 3 kinds of FREE BAILEYS
coffee
chocolatemint
caramel

YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

YES except for the rum i bought for $9!
IS THAT EXPENSIVE?
I DONT KNOW ICANT REMEMBER
ALSO FREE INTERNET FOR 20 MINS

A story is unfolding before our very eyes.
 
haha you're the boss man, KEEP DRINKING...FOR ME
 
i may yet survive this foray into the ubkonwn world of airport expensiveness.
stringbow for 5 pounds!
SHAZAM
I SHALL RETURN AFTER WARDS WHEN IM DONE
 
I hate the abu dhabi airport , wait till you get to dubai . That should be standard airport price , if you want it cheaper go to the duty free OR just booze up on the flight where its ... FREE . Where are you off to ? .

Doctors don't recommend drinking whilst flying , has something to do with circulation and what not.
 
im goin to indonesa to see a friend for une month
then thailand on 7 sept then cambodia then vietnam then laos at least i hope
SOMEONE JOIN ME
ALSO COME NOW THERES NOONE ELSE IN TH BAR OMG WHT THE EFFING ****
 
i found a ps3 inan electircs store. but it has some shitty driving game so NO

ANYHOOS
 
That beats Norway (probably)

SNICKERS COST ****ING ~£2

Wouldn't know about the alcohol.
 
wellearlier the dude next to me got a steak and something pie for 7 pound also.
the look on his face was classic

edit: i now have an intense dislike for this airport. boooooooooring
bar: empty and expensive
food: expenisve and doesnt look too good.
baileys: not good in the first place, worse after being consumed in large amountss.
and i cant sleep cos ill mis the flight.
 
Leave your bag somewhere noticeable at the airport and walk away. Comment on the odd looking bag. Ask if it's normal for a bag to be ticking.
 
Abu Dhabi is where Garfield always tried to ship Nermal.

Instead of beer, look for Nermal.

Oh that Garfield. The world's most cantankerous cat!
 
Viktor Navorski lived in an airport and he never complained :)
 
Most people make threads when they're drunk, not as they're getting drunk. This is strangely compelling.
 
Most people make threads when they're drunk, not as they're getting drunk. This is strangely compelling.

Indeed but the thread lacks pictures. I'd like to see the Baileys booth ladies please, mechanicallizzard.
EDIT nm this all happened yesterday.

Also, Thailand ftw. I am jealous.
 
This is honestly one of the more interesting threads I've seen in a while.
 
This is an amusing thread.
If I could vote for it, I would.
 
I did so, just after my post.
It doesn't show up though, which is a shame.
Mayhaps I should bring this up with the administrator and company.
 
No way they let him on that plane.

BUT THEY DID! FOOLISH AIRLINE COMPANIES!



Indeed but the thread lacks pictures. I'd like to see the Baileys booth ladies please, mechanicallizzard.
EDIT nm this all happened yesterday.

Also, Thailand ftw. I am jealous.

I do not own a camera. A random english couple took a photo though.
But i dont know them so ill never get it.

And yes, you should be jealous. Although still a month till i get to thailand.
BUT I HAVE JAKARTA! its awesome.
 
Someone been reading Shakespeare again, innit?
 
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