Anon intends to bring down the Cult of Scientology

[Darkside55]

What IS this? I go off to watch KND and I come back and what's going on? Armchair generals and presidents from other worlds? Let's not forget who truly reigns supreme here, and who on HL2.net really holds the power of chairs.

 

[Que-Ever]

Lol at darkside. But in a pitying, sort of disgusted way.

Groan and knifejabs at gormanmod. Die.

 

[Gormanmod]

who is it? I, president of Gormania, demand an answer.

que-evar: the xyclosian union frowns on UR shenanigans.

 

[Vegeta897]

Yeah, king of sitting on chairs backwards. Go back to the nineties.

lol @ que and pesh

 

[Gormanmod]

I'm armchair enslav- err, president of Gormania.

It's just that simple

I whip da whips, crank da chains, and feast on the work of others.

Anyone is welcome to come and visit. Just don't be healthy, cause I needz moar healtyh workers.


So to get back on point, anon is ghey, and my planet can whip it's ass. But the president of Gormania, I , approve of their recent shenanigans.

 

[Vegeta897]

If you say "moar", "Gormania", "Shenanigans" or misspell one more ****ing word...

 

[Raziaar]

If you say "moar", "Gormania", "Shenanigans" or mispell one more ****ing word...

misspell

 

[Darkside55]

Lol at darkside. But in a pitying, sort of disgusted way.

Yeah, king of sitting on chairs backwards. Go back to the nineties.

also 80s

 

[Gormanmod]

Ok, I'll stop and use proper grammatical English on the internet where it is usually done.

Laughing out Loud at Raziaar.


Oh, and Gormania is proper spelling.

 

[Sedako]

It's hideous

 

[Que-Ever]

 

[Vegeta897]

This, Sir, means war!!

 

[Gormanmod]

Oh My God, Laughing Out Loud. I love this.

 

[Gormanmod]

A Gormanian Fleet approaches*

 

[Gormanmod]

Well gents, this has been fun, A Scientology topic turned into a cartoon war.

ONLY ON HL2.NET!

 

[Raziaar]

Well gents, this has been fun, A Scientology topic turned into a cartoon war.

ONLY ON HL2.NET!

Don't double or triple post. It angers the mod squad gods.

 

[Gormanmod]

shit, I forgot that I posted before.

 

[Vegeta897]

Twice...

You have ADD or something?

 

[Gormanmod]

No, MRSA drugs.

Hyper activity is a side effect.

 

[Raziaar]

Twice...

You have ADD or something?

Don't knock on ADD. I think I have ADD. It's hard for me to concentrate without fiddling and then focusing on something else.

 

[Que-Ever]

Now I rule Gormania. I order it to be bombed.

 

[Gormanmod]

Gormania is half bombed already, u knoes? see teh map

 

[Que-Ever]

Then I order the rest of it to be bombed. Durr.

 

[Gormanmod]

Then I order the rest of it to be bombed. Durr.

silly, I have clones.

 

[Darkside55]

'War.' Petty fools, your war is inconsequential. Chair King will end this. Prepare yourselves.

That 'hideous mole' Sedako pointed out is no mole. It is a gateway.

Behold, my ultimate weapon: UNLIMITED CHAIR WORKS.

 

[Sedako]

 

[Gormanmod]

And Gormania loves me. they cannot die. They will stop you before you arrive


Oh, and you need approval from the xyclosian union first. They don't take kindly to strangers. Then you need to sign proto-bill 566 and anti-bill 743, then sign Xyclo-Gorman relation's bill of 2003, naming you leader of Gormania, approval of the imperial family, The ladder magistrate's o.k., and finally, approval of the kahplorian senate.


kay, g'dnight I've got an Empire to rule.

 

[Darkside55]

I HAVE DISSOLVED THE SENATE!

 

[Dan]

Now I rule Gormania. I order it to be bombed.

You murdered Taft.

 

[Vegeta897]

YOUR CHAIR ARMY DOES NAUGHT TO CAUSE TREMOR IN THE MIGHT OF VEGETA AND RAZIAAR!

 

[Raziaar]

That's like if the Rohan rode cows during their charge in the battle of Pelennor Fields. ****ing epic.

 

[Narvi]

misspell

lol

And this thread is way too epic to exist.

 

[Raptor_Jesus]

I go to 4chan cuz I liek /s ^____^

 

[Pesmerga]

Oh veggies, you need to do that more often.

 

[Llama]

It'd be cooler if it could actually genuinely do anything. As it happens, it's a bunch of whiny late-teens that seem to know shit-all. Maybe .5% of them actually do some stuff worthy of Luls, but apart from that it's just relentless garbage.

 

[Slug Advisor]

This thread is the kind of thing that happens when a cyborg ninja is forced to chow down kryptonite.

 

[Tagaziel]

Damn, I wasn't here to witness EPIC MOTHER****ING WIN develop...

Dudes. Wait for me, just once.

 

[Darkside55]

 

[baka-raven]

haha good one Darkside...

All hail the mighty Gods Darkside, Vegeta and Raziaar :bounce:

 

[Vegeta897]

Holy shit Darkside, you're a ****ing godly artist, Raziaar and I look 10x more awesome

Cheers, a perfect ending.