Are combine advisors the "ultimate combine"?

[The_E]

It makes no sense.If combine advisors were the original combine it wouldnt make sense.How the hell could they develop thos metal arms with no limbs? There has to be more... discuss.

 

[Kula Meenur]

More theroys why it doesn't make sense.



Or this thread won't get far at all.

 

[Druckles]

discuss.

I hate people who tell me to do this.

As such I refuse to. Instead, I'm going to make objective statements about the Half-Life universe such as:

"The Combine are noobs"

and

"The Gman is the ultimate combine"

But then I just don't like you, so I think I'll probably make further objective statements about the way you dress.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Pointless thread is pointless... CLOSE THIS BITCH UP!






edeeeet: The Combine Advisors are the Gman

 

[The_E]

Omg! Revolution!

 

[Druckles]

Revolutions in the past often involved war and violence. They contained much death. But a revolution, above all, requires sacrifice.

So let's start with you.

 

[The_E]

yaaaaay! i am a sacrifce . na na na na na na! wait what? lol

 

[jerkasaur]

inb4lock

 

[Kula Meenur]

yaaaaay! i am a totally brainless, spamming asshat . na na na na na na! wait what? lol

Fix'ord

 

[Mech Man]

As overlord of this universe i demand that one "The_E" be sacrificed to me every day for one day... Iffin ya please...

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Rubbish, end of thread if the OP can't keep it on topic, what hope does anyone else have?

FYI: Combine advisors are pure combine, and no other race. They have such tremendous psychic and mental abilities that their bodies wasted away and degenerated through generations without the need for them. Due to combine technology and support this increased the progress of degeneration but also now supports them entirely, and without the pods to move them or their metal arms created by the combine they only have their telekinesis ability. It's something like that (from Raising the Bar).

Also, The_E we've discussed this before and you really need to start taking the advice or you are gone.