Badger's emotional thread 1: Damn girl

yes i'm sure badger won't mind making a woman of you either.
 
so you cant say something like "i ****ed her hard last night" or "we have sex every secong of the day" or "were bitches together" ?

maybe you should get her to make a post so we could get "acquainted" with her. j/k :D
 
Originally posted by king John I
so you cant say something like "i ****ed her hard last night" or "were bitches together" ?

Heh. Nah, I wouldn't lie anyway, I don't see the point of lying on the net... but I am her History bitch :P
 
Woop-pash!

Badgernator strikes again!!! woot! yuor teh R0X0R!!!!1oneone1111!11!!

Seriously, glad something is going well now, means you wont complain to me on msn :p
 
Good job Badger. I on the other hand, I broke up today. Bah, what a waste of 3 months. I predicted this was gona happen, I just didn't want to believe it.

Why do I even try .. I wasn't successful at dating women all my life, there is no reason why it would change now. :dozey:
 
right about now, would us guys really love an Oracle? she could say things to women out there.. take mrBadger's mate for instance..

Oracle: u will fall in love with the -=theone=-

mrBadger's mate: but how do i know who he is?

Oracle: u will find him and u will know he is -=theone=-

wouldn't life be alot less complicated this way? :laugh:

oh well...chalk it up to wishful thinking.. hehe
 
Well, to all you guys out there with questions, heartaches, doubts, etc:

I'm writing a handy manual on women.

At first it was just a reply to someone, but I didn't post it right away. By now, I've "tweaked all the bugs out of it". It just needs some more polish, and it will be ready for it's very own thread. Look out for this one!

The title will be: "WOMEN: THE GUIDE"

coming your way soon.
 
Alpha how about naming it Woman: The Oracle

lol
seriously.. having a Oracle would mean living in a less complicated world :p

so ur writing a guide eh? hmm.. publishing it? heh

hey who knows.. might make a handsome buck :E
 
LD's own guide to women:

1. She hates you already.
2. If she says "yes" it means "maybe", if she says "maybe" it means "no", if she says "no" it means "hell no! you stupid prick"
3. The ugly fat bloke with huge man breasts from your class will always have a hot girlfriend, so get used to it pal.

:dork:
 
LD, that's not always true... :P

Trust me I have lots of female friends and know what they think about guys :P
 
Originally posted by mrBadger
LD, that's not always true... :P

Trust me I have lots of female friends and know what they think about guys :P

I'm sorry mrBadger .. it's been really hard for me. I remember giving people advice on how to deal with it, but it just doesnt work very well in practice.

I try working out but it reminds me of her. It will be hard for me to drive my car since I will keep looking at the empty seat next to me. What's worse is that in the glove compartment is the present I never gave her.

This is just ridiculous. I know what you guys are gona say, "move on to the next girl". I guess I'll just have to do that. The problem is at this stage in the game there aren't too many single girls around. Maybe when I'll turn 21 it will be easier. Maybe. Who the **** knows.
 
just remember: your hand will always love you no matter what. no need to make extravagant gestures or give it valentines cards. your hand will always love you and you can love it back.

and yeah, the older women get the more they know what they want, so you can better narrow down your choices of women. i've been much more successfull with older women, ie. 21-28. they're not as thick as the younger girls, and at least they know what they're doing ;)
 
I didn't read the whole thread, but I never fret about asking chicks out, and if they say no, I'm no longer interested in them at all & I tell them that it's all cool.

They could come back begging, and they wouldn't stand a chance. Before long, their friends hear about this & natural progression takes over ;)
 
Originally posted by LoneDeranger
Maybe when I'll turn 21 it will be easier. Maybe. Who the **** knows.

I do: it doesn't get any easier, until you bump into The One. After that it's even more work. Worth it tho in my case.
 
Originally posted by Shakermaker
I do: it doesn't get any easier, until you bump into The One. After that it's even more work. Worth it tho in my case.

Well, at least at 21 it will be logistically easier.

a) I could get my own place
b) I could drink (legally)
c) I'm gona be done with college

Not that I'm gona wait till I'm 21, but for the next 13 months I have a feeling I will not find "The One" (I though I did .. I was wrong .. hmpf :dozey:)
 
Originally posted by LoneDeranger
but for the next 13 months I have a feeling I will not find "The One"

Well, just **** around then. Thats fun too ... ;)

EDIT

Really, just try out a lot of girls.
 
Hmm, just heard a bunch of screams from outside. Apparently this guy breaking up with his girlfriend and beating the sh*t out of her in the process. What a prick.

My break up was so nice. I said I wasn't angy with her at all and understand how she feels. Wow. Maybe somebody will make a romatic comedy about it one day .. hmmm. :dork:
 
Hmm, just heard a bunch of screams from outside. Apparently this guy breaking up with his girlfriend and beating the sh*t out of her in the process. What a prick.

Last time I saw that,...he, he....I'll just say the guy didn't stand a chance. He never saw me comming. Actually I don't think he ever saw me cuzz I kicked him a little hard in the back of the head.

Why do people do crap like that?
 
I was saying "I wonder why people beat on helpless people." Of course I kind of put myself in that category by taking that dude out from behind.

......forget it.......I think I know where this is going..........
 
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