Black man needs change

[Dan]

Black guy is asking everyone he sees for change

CHICAGO—According to witnesses, a loud black man approached a crowd of some 4,000 strangers in downtown Chicago Tuesday and made repeated demands for change... "Every time, it's the same exact spiel. 'I need change.' 'I want change.' Why's he so eager for all this change? What's he going to do with it, anyway?"

 

[lame-o]

woooooooooooooowww ****ing genius

 

[Ennui]

my roommate and I lol'd hard at this one

 

[Raziaar]

What's funny is that if it was a white man, this thread would be titled "Man needs change".

 

[MFD00M]

This seriously made my day.

 

[Raziaar]

did you click the link, friend

Of course I did.

 

[theotherguy]

Lol.

Also look for the John Edwards video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJXOeC1BFGA

 

[Vegeta897]

did you click the link, friend

He definitely didn't, lol.

 

[Raziaar]

He definitely didn't, lol.

Yes I did, fool.

 

[<RJMC>]

dam that onion thing is so funny lol at the "money given to rich european country mistaked by a poor african country"

"here is the official map of africa by the congress(congo,mabumbu,???,south africa) you can see andorra is not in africa"
"I can guarantee to you that the blue space under mabumbu could be andorra"

 

[Direwolf]

I think the point Raziaar is that the Onion is fully aware of that sort of double standard when it comes to headlines and knows that its funnier that way.

 

[Raziaar]

I think the point Raziaar is that the Onion is fully aware of that sort of double standard when it comes to headlines and knows that its funnier that way.

Heh. And I realize that. I just wanted to say what I said.

 

[Krynn72]

Its ok raziaar, I believe you.


<.<
>.>

 

[Insano]

"I'm a hardworking American who pays his taxes, and the last thing I need is some guy on the street demanding change from me," said William Overkamp, a Springfield, IL gun-shop owner.

He added, "What he really needs is a job."

Sweet

 

[Bad^Hat]

Barack O-bum-a?

No wait, wait...

Barack... Hobo-ama?

Okay I'll stop.

 

[ailevation]

I would have gave him a dollar, tell him to grab 2 tacos from Jack in the Box with it.