Choose Your Own Apocalypse

[BlueWolf72]

How Is America Going To End?

 

[Murray]

I like the fact that Big Brother has the image of HAL 9000.

 

[Tacoeaterguy]

The Leaning Tower of Pisa will fall over, releasing a virus into the air. It will spread all across the world. The virus will actually turn the infected person into Popeye the Sailor Man. At the exact moment that the first life form is transforming into the dreaded sailor, all the Nuclear Reactor Plants in North America will explode in a radiated fury, launching small reptiles into the air. The reptiles will be so damaged by the explosion, the back of thier tiny brains will tell them to feast on the spines of the last remaining human beings, causing them to morph with the humans body. Once the process is complete, there will be a new species of Reptilian. The Reptilians will trap many of the native Popeye Sailors, and will perform tests on them. After a long 12 years, they will create the perfect hybrid. The Poptilian Replor. AKA... Reptar. They will use this one creature to fight in the war against the Popeye Sailors. Not only do the Reptilians have something up their sleeves, but so do the Sailors. With the help of the last remaining pieces of spinach to create a mobile spinach shield, to protect the sailors. As they get guarded by the dense blob, as Popeyes are being hurt, they will feast on the regenerating shield to gain strength.

The battle had started the next day of both species creating their experiment. And so the battle raged. All over, you could hear the shrieking Reptilians being pummeled by the steroid using sailors. It almost seemed like the Spinach eating fiends had won. The Sailors had forgotten on small detail about the Reptilians. Poptilian Replor was half Popeye. The giant creature plowed into the massive wall of spinach, eating while moving through it. The monster from hell grew 15 times larger then the original, and destroyed the planet. The world cracked in half, and the day was saved. Thanks to the Power Puff Girls.

 

[Warped]

Food Supply, SUPER AIDS, CANCER, and Alcohol kills millions as it is. i saw we spread out and conquer space before its too late. we can leave this planet and make a better one for more people someday. we'll get it right eventually. also the alien harvest is long overdue

 

[Tyguy]

there doesn't seem to be an "all of the above" option.

I laughed a little when I saw the dick cheney icon.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

nukes or asteroid