Choosing between two grills

[MJ12]

So, one of these grill problem threads. I am at the crossroads of one of those life choices. Here it is. Help me choose:

Grill a) newer, less use, more into hot dogs and hamburgers, big into outdoors stuff, very short and cute. She isn't a gas, otherwise the choice would be clear. I just took her out. We have been out on a few grillings, burned and seared.



Grill b) older, also cute but in a different way, likes to use gas, big, has a cabinet. We've grilled a bit in the past, hooked up and she wants to "cook out" now.

 

[Wanted Bob]

Outdoors grill.

 

[Vegeta897]

I laughed so ****ing hard.

 

[Viperidae]

THE CHOICES

 

[The Monkey]

Good job, sir.

 

[MJ12]

I have decided I will try to make it work with A after chatting with her previous owner today, but I still have to grill with B next weekend to see how she handles sausages. Haha, that sounds kind of dirty in the wrong context.

 

[VirusType2]

Just make sure you don't pick the high maintenance grill.

Won't it be nice to get one where you can just stick a hotdog in first thing in the morning?

 

[jverne]

oh lol!! i though my eyes were deceiving me

i'd say go with the simpler grill...you can have much more fun and not worrying about something going wrong.

 

[swan_song1973]

In before close.

 

[theotherguy]

Why not have both grills?

The short one looks like it wouldn't mind being used on the side, if you know what I mean :naughty:

 

[kineaesth]

Yeah, why choose? Go for the more available/cheapest one first, and then see if she'd be interested in an open relationship, maybe one where you use each grill to satisfy a different need.

 

[AKIRA]

 

[VirusType2]

Get one where you can spark a real flame.

Also, I don't trust grills that have lots of gas bottled up inside. Seems like there is often a silent but deadly leak that can really put a damper on the good times.

 

[Quixoticism]

LoL VirusType2!

I say grill B.

 

[Sheepo]

At some point some one will make a joke about 'cooking wieners' and then we're all going to be ashamed of having been in this thread.

 

[Operational]

Grill B, look at the size of its knobs!

 

[Tacoeaterguy]

At some point some one will make a joke about 'cooking wieners' and then we're all going to be ashamed of having been in this thread.

Who would do that...

 

[Dan]

You definitely want a grill with a smoking rack.

 

[Krynn72]

Go with whichever grill is more likely to do the freaky stuff.

 

[Sheepo]

Who would do that...

If I had to guess, it would be you...

 

[staticprimer]

You definitely want a grill with a smoking rack.

Well played to you as well as ZT.

 

[VirusType2]

I would prefer to have a grill on wheels than one that is constantly smoking.

 

[Sheepo]

I would prefer to have a grill on wheels than one that is constantly smoking.

Not sure if referencing.

 

[Robbo]

Grill B, you want the small one so you can do some serious grilling in the shower which is where all the best grills are used

 

[Maestro]

Holy shit ZT. This is awesome.

 

[Remus]

You're all acting like you've never seen a grill before.

Also is it a drive through grill?

 

[VirusType2]

I would prefer to have a grill on wheels than one that is constantly smoking.

Not sure if referencing.

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[CyberPitz]

Gas is bleh.

Real fire is for MEN

 

[Dumb Dude]

You're not capable of grilling anything that those grills will appreciate, so stop shopping for grills. That goes for everyone.

 

[Krynn72]

Gas is bleh.

Real fire is for MEN

Damn right. If your burger doesnt have a coal taste, then you're doing it wrong.

 

[Higlac]

What the hell just happened?