Ever have a date as bad as this?

Damn that's sad. But it can happen if you go on a date with a Wildebeast (Wildebeast is the term for a 0 star girl on a scale of 1 to 5.)
 
Why is it always a Chinese teen? Stupid stuff like this happens all the time...
 
I don't know but I do wish there would've been a pic of this blind date. It would be one thing to want to beat her for lying and being so ugly. But I can't say I ever came across someone so ugly as to have thoughts of killing myself. That's just, that's I don't know.
 
I'm sure there was a lot more bad things going on in his life, and that this was only just the icing on the cake. No one would kill themselves for such a stupid reason
 
D:


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Don't meet people over the internet.
 
haha, the internet is killing people left an right.... well mostly asians. Like that chick who killed herself over a internet comment.
 
There is only one Anonymous!

And I finally get the irony of asking people if they ever had a date that made them commit suicide.
 
"Hey it's me!"
"OMFG WTF!!!"
"?"
"BACK YOU ATROCIOUS BEAST! I MUST CLEANSE MYSELF OF THIS STENCH WITH DEATH!"
 
Krynn72 said:
haha, the internet is killing people left an right.... well mostly asians. Like that chick who killed herself over a internet comment.
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LOL at least she didn't have kids like her. We should use a picture of his date instead of guns, like that joke on the Monty Python film thats so funny if you read it you laugh to death, just drop them on a country... problem solved.
 
The short description made it sound like he was waiting for her with a noose around his neck, and when she came through the door he jumped.
 
Que-Ever said:
The short description made it sound like he was waiting for her with a noose around his neck, and when she came through the door he jumped.
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That would have worked a little better to get the point across.
 
Bad^Hat said:
"QQ". How aptly named.
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babyheadcrab said:
glad I'm not the only one who thought of that while reading that, haha
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Haha, ditto.

Does anyone else think this thread is useless without pictures? I want to see this woman now. I'm imagining someone uglier than the World's Ugliest Dog (you remember...the blind, rat-looking beast?). I would carry a picture of her around in my wallet and use it on my enemies and as a deterrent for getting mugged.
 
I hate to admit it, but I've been on some blind dates (set up by supposed "friends") which were horrid. It didn't make me want to kill myself, or the ugly smelly fat chicks, but it made me want to kill my retarded "friends."

I'll share the first (of two) horrid memories for the entertainment of all...

So, one of my friends hooked me up on a blind date, I asked all the usual questions (Athletic? Smart? Creative? Good hygene? Energetic? Fun? Funny? etc...). Of course my friend makes it look like she's the perfect girl & I'm thinking "what the hell, It's only one evening" but I had a bad feeling because the friend setting me up is this "Do-good type who's book-smart, but not very practical smart"

I get there worst thing about this girl is hear breath, I'm serious, I've never smelled breath so bad in my life! (my younger brother would occasionally have really bad breath & I've met a few people who's breath smelled like a fart) I could easily smell her horrid breath from over 15 feet away, IM NOT EXAGURATING, seriously, not joking.

I wanted to just leave, but my curiosity wanted to see how messed up this girl was. This girl was grosly overweight with greasy hair and skin, her hair was frizzed - as if greasy and dried at the same time. Her face was bloated & messed up as if she spent many years working at McDonalds behind the french-fry bin. She was also a whiny depressed bitch, possibly for a good reason.

I left after about 3 minutes, because I was starting to gag from that breath. And told her I had to use the bathroom. I climbed out the window & drove off

And the nerve of my friends afterwards...
"How was the..."

"You lying a$$hole!"

"Wha..."

"You lied about everything about her!"

"But she's a really nice girl & she's cute and she could really love.."

"Cute? I'm sorry, but you need to get your head checked, she has the worse breath I've ever smelled, looks like she takes showers once a week, is massively overweight, and even if you corrected all of that she'd still be ugly. What could she love? A cheese burger?"

"You're a nice guy so I thought maybe..."

"If you want to see nice, right now I'm restraining myself from kicking your ***! Don't you remember the first question I asked? "does she take care of herself and have good hygene?" and you told me there's nothing wrong with her and she's a beautiful girl. She has the worst breath I've ever smelled, how can you stand being near here? I could smell her breath across the room!"

I chewed out my friend for an hour and never talked to them again. Sadly I didn't learn my lesson & had another blind date that was only 1/3 as disturbing about a year later. We all make mistakes I guess but what's important is that we don't get hurt (or infected) and learn from them.
 
Darkside55 said:
Haha, ditto.

Does anyone else think this thread is useless without pictures? I want to see this woman now. I'm imagining someone uglier than the World's Ugliest Dog (you remember...the blind, rat-looking beast?). I would carry a picture of her around in my wallet and use it on my enemies and as a deterrent for getting mugged.
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If the woman looked like
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, the dog you were referring to, I'd probably ask her on a second date
 
phantomdesign said:
Friend set me up with terrible hambeast creature with poor hygiene
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I hear you man, and sympathize. I got a story like that of my own.

A friend and I share birthdays only two days apart, so we always had our parties on the day that falls between them. We shared the same friends (this was during high school) but I'd moved away previously and he'd made some friends who he invited along. Which was cool, I interacted with those people and made friendly-like but they were, for the most part, completely forgettable people.

Awhile later he calls me up and we're talking about getting together to hang out, and he tells me, "<Girl whose name I forget> thought you were cute."

"Who?"

"You know, that one girl. She was at our party. She's good looking."

"Don't recall."

"Well she thought you were cute and funny and she wants to go out. When you come down here next, I'll invite her and you to can go out."

"K."

So I get down there, right. Holy God. She's about 5', and she's gotta weigh somewhere in the 200s, which makes her look like a balloon. Her breasts are massive, which while normally might be a good thing, with her small stature it's given her a mighty hump that you could use as a sturdy platform for cracking walnuts over with a hammer. But the worst thing about her was her teeth. She had an overbite that extended out a good few inches in front of her face. You would think too that if you had such a distinguishing thing on your face you'd at least try to take proper care of it to lessen the revulsion other people around you might feel, right? But no, it looked like she hadn't ever been acquainted with a toothbrush, and her teeth were yellow and I swear they were catching bugs like a windshield.

I yelled at my friend right then and there in front of her. Maybe it wasn't the most tactful thing to do, but I yelled while she was there and I continued berating him after she'd already sobbed and left.

"What the hell were you thinking?!"

"What? She's good looking."

"ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FSCKING MIND?!"

"Well I thought it'd be OK 'cause I would've gone out with her (it should be noted here that he had a good-looking girlfriend). She has like, E-sized breasts."

"...You are a goddamned idiot."
 
lol, I think his definition of "good looking" doesn't go beyond a female's breast-size.

I think my 'friend' earlier was trying to help that nasty fat chick friend of hers, because I doubt she's ever been on a date & thought I'd be nice enough to actually go through with the date. Ummm.... HELL NO
 
phantomdesign said:
I get there worst thing about this girl is hear breath, I'm serious, I've never smelled breath so bad in my life! (my younger brother would occasionally have really bad breath & I've met a few people who's breath smelled like a fart) I could easily smell her horrid breath from over 15 feet away, IM NOT EXAGURATING, seriously, not joking.
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I have a friend with the worst breath I have ever smelt and he also has green teeth. Greasy hair is also included.
He eats with the teeth on the side of the mouth (the molars?) because I believe his front teeth are rotted.
 
OMG maybe it was no chin girl!


EDIT: for you non 4chan-ers ... who dont know chin chan.

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You don't know what you've unleashed! Kill it with fire!
 
MY EYES!

Give me the evil dog any day over nonchin
 
Xendance said:
He eats with the teeth on the side of the mouth (the molars?) because I believe his front teeth are rotted.
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Isn't it normal to eat like that? Atleast I hope so... I always do. My front teeth are fine it just feels more comfortable that way >_>

Also, my brother is playing WoW next to me on his female troll, and it looks scarily much like chin chan...
 
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