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Samon said:I've said it before, and I'll say it again. If you think it's too short, you are a moron.
you are a moron
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Samon said:I've said it before, and I'll say it again. If you think it's too short, you are a moron.
It's obvious that Kleiner is a very intelligent guy, but as he said, not a very good public speaker (he actually did a damn good job delivering that mologue, but it was a bit cheesy).Samon said:You've hardly seen the Source engine attempt it.
How can you say it's bad? Kleiner is an eccentric guy, it's not bad on purpose, it's just how he speaks.
lolGordonFreeman911 said:
Here's hoping that Valve are specifically upgrading the engine to handle better vegetation...Samon said:You've hardly seen the Source engine attempt it.
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Sorry, but that's the most hilarious thing I've heard all day.
And no, I completely disagree. Episode 1 is probably the best shooter I've ever played.
Good for you.kupoartist said:
Yes I absolutely did.kupoartist said:No you didn't
Yes it did, it sucked massive testicles. It was about as good as metal gear solid's script. But then again, you're probably the type of person who thought that X-Men 3 had fantastic script writing.kupoartist said:No it didn't.
In the absence of proof I can only believe that you have a massive E-Penis complex, or that your mathematics simply suck. I especially don't trust the time-keeping skills of anyone who replies specifically to a comment made five whole days ago, in a thread that died four days ago.Glo-Boy said:Yes I absolutely did.
That's probably the single most arbitrary accusation i've ever had made against me. I'd say that this "type of person" style remark is more applicable to you. Common consensus seems to be that the script for X-Men 3 sucked, yes? (I sure as hell wouldn't know. Never seen an X-Men movie in my life. Funny that you single out the third one almost suggesting that you're in reverenece of the first two mind you...) To say that it didn't is to say something to simply go against the flow. And what are you doing in this thread? Saying something to simply go against the flow.Glo-Boy said:But then again, you're probably the type of person who thought that X-Men 3 had fantastic script writing.
Kleiner over the highjacked City 17 public announcement system said:Ahem...is this on? Yes? Very well, I...I am not much of a public speaker, but I'll...I'll do my best.
Fellow citizens...residents of City 17 and environs...by which I mean sentient residents, of course, human and otherwise, although I believe there is little need to explain recent developments to our vortigaunt allies...
At any rate...First, as a matter of great urgency, if you find yourself still within the confines of City 17, you are well advised to leave the city at once by the fastest means available to you. We have restored service to much of the commuter transport system in order to carry citizens out of the city as quickly as possible. We have also established camps and triage areas in the surrounding environs. I repeat, you must evacuate the city at once! While there was certainly a great benefit in destroying the Citadel's teleport core, we have detected one rather unfortunate side effect. It would appear an inevitability that very soon now, the Citadel will be consumed in a destructive event whose magnitude I cannot currently estimate with any certainty, except to say that it will almost certainly irradiate an area of many miles' radius. Therefore, I repeat, evacuate City 17 at once if not sooner! I cannot state this without enough undue emphasis!
On a lighter note, if you are already in one of our designated safe zones, I feel obliged to point out that a more fortunate side-effect of the reactor's destruction is the complete removal of the Combine's reproductive suppression field. Previously, certain protein chains important to the process of embryonic development were selectively prevented from forming. This is no longer the case. For those so inclined, now would be an excellent time for procreation. Which is to say, in layman's terms, you should give serious consideration to doing your part for the revival of the species. We must make the most of the time we have, as it is by no means certain how much time we have secured ourselves before the Combine attempt to restore their dominion, as they certainly shall.
Since this is in fact the first opportunity we have had to speak openly of the baleful influence of the Combine, there is much ground to cover—and in fact I hope to institute a series of useful bulletins in the days ahead. However, for now, we will have to content ourselves with some relatively meager exposition.
The destabilization of the City 17 reactor has had repercussions that were not entirely unexpected, although we hardly dared speak this hope ahead of time. The destructive pulse forced a damper on the entire network of linked Citadel reactors. Thus, for the time being, I believe that all Combine portals have failed completely, as well as all communication systems based on that technology. In short, the Combine are completely cut off. Combine forces currently stationed on Earth are now isolated units. Stranded. However, this is most likely a temporary state of affairs. As we once learned to our dismay, even the relatively tiny fracture at Black Mesa gave our enemies an opening which they were able to force ever wider, as they poured through in greater and greater numbers. In addition to the completely xenotheric species, there are many modified post-human allies still remaining on Earth who will be doing their utmost to re-establish lines of communication and supply with the larger forces.
Even so, there is greater reason for hope now than at any time in the past decade. We have made, in secret, several technological advances which we will do our best to deploy in advance of the Combine's return. We continue to diligently assemble and train a new generation of scientists and technicians. For what the Combine fear the most is not any tangible human weapon, but our will, our intellect, our ability to respond selectively and rationally to every terror they turn against us. We place our firmest hope in the human spirit, even knowing how easily it may be shattered. We have all seen friends and family crushed by the Combine. Some of our neighbors have allowed themselves to be co-opted, and purged of their humanity, by the military machine. And those who resisted have met a most terrible fate. till, I cannot overstate how important it is that we retain our humanity. Only this will allow us to hold together as we must for their inevitable return...and what is certain to be unimaginable retaliation.
And...oh yes, if you missed any part of this message, it will loop repeatedly until there is no point in looping it any longer. I apologize for any inadvertent errors or omissions. As you can imagine, we have had scarcely time to record, let alone rehearse-What's that, Eli? Oh, right.
This has been Dr. Isaac Kleiner, formerly of Black Mesa, now simply a citizen, like all of you, of Earth. Let me just add to all those who can hear me now, as we struggle out of the shadow of our malefactors, welcome back to the light.
Now...where did I put that calculator...?
Glo-Boy said:...the dialogue sucked.
He won't have heard that on account of having completed the game in two and a half hours, probably shortly before sending an insulting note to Patrick Moore demanding that he be awarded the Gamemaster golden joystick.A True Canadian said::rolling:
Let's not get silly here. The dialogue is fantastic.
Alyx AI was absolutely amazing
Glo-Boy said:Good for you.
Yes I absolutely did.
Yes it did, it sucked massive testicles. It was about as good as metal gear solid's script. But then again, you're probably the type of person who thought that X-Men 3 had fantastic script writing.
What the hell is with Alyx saying things like "Oh Gordon, you're such a terror!" Is that supposed to make us feel cool, or to make us feel like we just won her heart or something infinitely dumb like that?
Look, Valve is an amazing company that produces only the highest quality games - and that is why I am so mad about this! I expected them to make it feel... I dunno. I'm going to play throught it again and see how I feel, but now with the news that this trilogy is going to be Half Life 3... I'm wondering if I'll even get the next two episodes.
I was slightly disappointed by the stalkers, but then, I bought it on Steam, like any sensible person in rip-offland should. So I don't feel I payed more than it was worthHunter_8472 said:$20? It cost me £20! And while it was indeed a very good short game, I'm not quite sure it was worth that much. I was expecting something longer than that, and I was at least hoping for some new weapons, etc. I was disappointed that I didn't get to have proper fights with the Stalkers, after that trailer where they all kicked and snarled at you.
Samon said:I've said it before, and I'll say it again. If you think it's too short, you are a moron.
kupoartist said:In the absence of proof I can only believe that you have a massive E-Penis complex, or that your mathematics simply suck. I especially don't trust the time-keeping skills of anyone who replies specifically to a comment made five whole days ago, in a thread that died four days ago.
That's probably the single most arbitrary accusation i've ever had made against me. I'd say that this "type of person" style remark is more applicable to you. Common consensus seems to be that the script for X-Men 3 sucked, yes? (I sure as hell wouldn't know. Never seen an X-Men movie in my life. Funny that you single out the third one almost suggesting that you're in reverenece of the first two mind you...) To say that it didn't is to say something to simply go against the flow. And what are you doing in this thread? Saying something to simply go against the flow.
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I wouldn't expect you to find personal insults funny, the same way as I find your reductive comments about me in bad humour. I only give as good as I get.Glo-Boy said:Okay, at least I was being funny when I made assumptions about you.
You have my congratulations. You still don't understand when a thread has clearly run its course though.Glo-Boy said:Time keeping skills? I was too busy at school working on my final projects and exams to check this thread. Seeing as I got everything done on time, I would say that's probably a testament to my excellent time keeping skills wouldn't you?
It shows. It really does. Well, the fact that you think you know what you're taliking about at least.Glo-Boy said:I studied interactive design and game development for bit at this institution as well, so I feel that I know what I am talking about when it comes to movies and games.
Try again until you come up with a cultural reference that I may actually get.Glo-Boy said:I bet you're the type of person who thinks he's just like Brian from Family Guy.