Favorite quote ever from a game?

[DEATH eVADER]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Danimal
Those aliens are gonna' pay for shooting up my ride!

lol - what's that from?

Start of Duke Nukem 3D

Another one was "I'm gonnah rip your head off, and S*** down your neck!"

 

[Loke]

"Oi, ****ing wanker! I'm gonna **** you up ****ing ****head ****sucking asshole shit!" - Quote from The Getaway

 

[Fliko]

Grim Fandago
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0177822/quotes

Manuel Calavera: I just locked an open door... strange, yet symbolically compelling.

Manuel Calavera: There's a note next to this toaster: "To avoid further mishaps, PLEASE butter your English muffins AFTER you toast them. - Facilities."

 

[DEATH eVADER]

"Extra Rations"- Stronghold

Okay that on its own isn't the best, but when the guy saying it has a great Yorkshire Accent....

 

[Vegeta897]

"Extra Rations"- Stronghold

Okay that on its own isn't the best, but when the guy saying it has a great Yorkshire Accent....

Hahahaha, I LOVED that. That guy looked scary, just sitting there in my UI, smiling or scowling

 

[little.rebel]

soldier- Are you going to take on the whole Nod base by yourself???

Havoc- Yeah, don't seem fair does it?, maybe i'll shoot left handed...

from Command&Conquer Renegade. The line is quite funny at the time, its said after you free some GDI men from the prison on a Nod ship. Various other quotes i cannt remember and crazy lines Nod men say whilst attacking you, crazy game if you've played it.

rebel medic in relation to your quote, please note that the correct form is: "rise and shine, Dr Freeman" not Mr freeman , lol.

 

[VictimOfScience]

The Secret of Monkey Island: "Wow! That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen!"

Castlevania II-Simon's Quest: "You now prossess Dracula's [insert body part here]."

Final Fantasy IV: "You spoony bard!"

And for more hilarious quotes from games, look here. Sure, its mostly just horrible localization, but it'll keep you in stitches nonetheless!

 

[AIDisabled]

I downloaded System Shock 2 once..meant to play it. Never got a chance

Play it! You'll need some time getting used to the interest, as well as being scared shitless (if you keep the sound loud enough). But then it gets amazing! Is System Shock 2 abandonware, though?

"Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum; and I'm all out of gum."

Oh yeah. :smoking:

Two more:

Shao Kahn: "Fatality!" - Mortal Kombat

Murray: "Muhahahahahahahaha!" - Curse of Monkey Island

Dammit, I'm gonna play CMI again, if my CD-ROM drive will be nice and let me recognize the CDs.

 

[Danimal]

Start of Duke Nukem 3D

Another one was "I'm gonnah rip your head off, and S*** down your neck!"

It's funny how at the end of that chapter he litteraly rips it's head off and shits down it's neck.

 

[Jangle]

<3 the stupid stuff the enemies on Far Cry say.

"I'm gonna shoot you in the face"

 

[Lucid]

"..." - Gordon Freeman

Best line ever.

 

[TheGrimSweeper]

Ending of Mafia, dont remeber exact quote but. Your an old man watering his lawn, when a car pulls up, "Mr. Saliari sends his regards", BANG!

 

[Beerdude26]

Ending of Mafia, dont remeber exact quote but. Your an old man watering his lawn, when a car pulls up, "Mr. Saliari sends his regards", BANG!

D:

Damn you you made me emotional D: D: D:

 

[MultiVaC]

<3 the stupid stuff the enemies on Far Cry say.

"I'm gonna shoot you in the face"

"Your ass is grass!"

 

[Darkwolf]

Wow I have so many, but ill just put down the firt one that came to mind.

"Stop poking me!" - Grunt, Warcraft

 

[Jintor]

rebel medic in relation to your quote, please note that the correct form is: "rise and shine, Dr Freeman" not Mr freeman , lol.

From what I remember he doesn't call you a doctor until the end scene.

Anyway... let me think of some more.

'He completed his objective, but our tactics are incompatible'

'You mean he didn't kill everyone on sight?'

'He could have made a more thourough search, yes.'

-Anna Naverre and Jospeh Manderly, Deus Ex.

 

[Kouler]

"Your ass is grass!"

"I'm gonna mow you down!" Whilst holding a handgun.

 

[Sparta]

Murray: "Muhahahahahahahaha!" - Curse of Monkey Island

Dammit, I'm gonna play CMI again, if my CD-ROM drive will be nice and let me recognize the CDs.

Ditto. I was just thinking how awesome that game was earlier today. I'm so playing it.

And everything Murray says is just awesome.

 

[Jangle]

Ditto. I was just thinking how awesome that game was earlier today. I'm so playing it.

And everything Murray says is just awesome.

My CD wouldn't work so I had to download it.

No sound ftl ;(

 

[Murray_H]

Ditto. I was just thinking how awesome that game was earlier today. I'm so playing it.

And everything Murray says is just awesome.

Awww thanks

 

[Absinthe]

From Half-Life: Uplink.
"Ah, I appear to be seriously wounded." *Makes a painful yell and then keels over.*

From Half-Life: Opposing Force
"I will have you eating danger and crapping victory!"

From GTA: Vice City
"Blah blah blah blah... and then the giant sharks come and bite their dicks off!"

From MGS2
"I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"

From Conker's Bad Fur Day
"Brass balls, polished to the Nth Degree."

From StarCraft: Brood War
"I don't think so, Admiral. You see, at this point, I'm pretty much the Queen Bitch of the Universe."

From StarCraft
"I love you, Sarge!"

 

[Bob_Marley]

From F16: fighting falcon:
"Ace, I got a MiG on my tail! I cant shake him!"

From Dungeon Keeper 2:
"You have an excess of misstesses. There's a word for keepers like you."

"Micro piglets stalk your dungeon keeper. Beware!"

From StarCraft:
"We're all dead! Blow it! Blow it!"

"I'm about to drop the hammer and dispence some indiscriminate justice!"

From Red Alert 2: Yuri's revenge:
"Guns on full auto!"

"Time for laser show..."

 

[jimbo118]

From MGS2
"I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"

lol i love some of the stuff the colonel says in arsenal gear...

 

[Loc-Dog]

"Turn the game console off, right now!" is legendary.

 

[someone402]

bastard!!! -Legend of Dragoon

 

[ríomhaire]

From MGS2
"I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"

That stuff was funny at first :-D and then it just got freakey. D-:

 

[Jintor]

'You mechs might have copper wiring to rerout the pain, but I've got nerves of steel.'

 

[knut]

Stuff from Conkers Bad Fur Day and multiplayer characters from Live and Reloaded and stuff. And alot of quotes from Red Alert 2. Mainly Soviet sayings.

 

[ríomhaire]

"Stay here, GO GO GO!"
Gotta love the contradictory orders from Freedom Fighters.

 

[Beerdude26]

"AWP N00B"
"CAMPER"
Scratched into walls above two computers in a cybercafé in Vampire : The Masquerade : Bloodlines \0/

 

[Max_Payne]

ahaha some of the best lines were from the 3drealms games... ever remember shadow warrior guys?! lol

Or interplays redneck rampage... ahahah classic's let me quote ya some:

Redneck Rampage:

"Your ass is grass and im the lawnmower!"
"that boy busted a gut!"
"I bet this place is juss crawlin wit dem shitmonkeys!"
"Hot DAMN!"
"THEIR YA GO NOW YO MAKIN BACON!"

Shadow Warrior:

"holy pieces of cow!"
"i like sword, thats a personal weapon"
"Hows that for kung-fu fighting u chicken shit!?"
"you move like a pregnate yak"
"i'd rather kickass than solve puzzles"
"YOu are as weak as a baby fart, go live in fear zilla"

ahaha love emm all...

PEACE

Mike

 

[Zeus]

hitman 2

"time to dig up the past" when he goes into the garden shed and gets his guns and suit

 

[DarkStar]

"I am rubber, you are glue."

- Guybrush Threepwood

The Secret of Monkey Island

 

[Beerdude26]

OW MY GOD BILLY-JO-BOB, NOW HE'S GOT THE SHOVEL!
/me wacks off redneck's head

-Postal 2, after being Gimped

 

[Stigmata]

<3 the stupid stuff the enemies on Far Cry say.

"I'm gonna shoot you in the face"

"I'm gonna toss your salad!"

That one always makes me laugh.

 

[AIDisabled]

"I am rubber, you are glue."

- Guybrush Threepwood

The Secret of Monkey Island

I love that duelling part!

Especially, in Curse of Monkey Island: "You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee."

:bounce:

 

[Jintor]

'Yesterday my son, Patrick, the third, killed the postman. But at least he was trying. So I gave him a little cuddle, told him to attack daddy next time he comes home drunk and smelling of cheap perfume - '

 

[Venmoch]

"Oh My God! JC A Bomb!"

Also worth looking at. (Also Deus Ex related.)

 

[Bobcat]

"They always said two heads are better than one, but how does it fart ?" - Serious Sam - The Second Encounter.

 

[Dog--]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CARONE!!!!!"
"EASY CARONE, I GOT A GREENCARD OK?!"
-True Crime: Streets of L.A.

The way the guy says them, If you heard it you'd Laugh, It's Great!