fifty things women can't do

[StarMonkey]

Shamelessly stolen from the hlccl forums...

1. Know anything about a car except its colour
2. Understand a film plot
3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message
4. Lift
5. Throw
6. Run
7. Park
8. Not talk when the telly's on
9. Read a map
10. Rob a bank
11. Resist Ikea
12. Sit still
13. Tell a joke
14. Play pool
15. Pay for dinner
16. Eat a kebab whilst walking
17. Pee out of a train window
18. Argue without shouting
19. Get told off without crying
20. Understand fruit machines
21. Walk past a shoe shop
22. Make a decent bacon sandwich
23. Not comment on strangers clothes
24. Use small amounts of toilet paper
25. Let you sleep with a hangover
26. Drink a pint gracefully
27. Get a round in
28. Throw a punch
29. Do magic
30. Like your friends
31. Enjoy porn
32. Eat a really hot curry
33. Get to the point
34. Buy plain envelopes
35. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
36. Sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"
37. Go shopping without telephoning 20 mates
38. Avoid credit card debt
39. Dive into a pool
40. Assemble furniture
41. Roll a bogey between finger and thumb
42. Set a video recorder
43. Not try and change you
44. Watch a war film
45. Understand why flirting results in violence
46. Spend a day by themselves
47. Go to the toilet by themselves
48. Buy a purse that fits in their pocket
49. Choose a video quickly
50. Get this far without having argued with at least one of the above

 

[The Mullinator]

I disagree with you on #2, they will know everthing about the plot of something like oh say... Titanic, or any other chick movie.

 

[urseus]

Kebab/Walking.


Yes.

 

[The Guy]

31 is a big disagree. I just spent 20 minutes looking at PlayBoy with my girl, and we were commenting on hot or not girls, and their specific hot or not features in the mag. But then again most people on here who actually have had a girlfriend wouldn't risk losing such a big thing to them by doing weird stuff. I think you should replace number 31 with donkey punches. I haven't found a girl that enjoys a good old donkey punch:

But then again, they don't have to.

 

[Illidan]

omg lol that picture....where did you get that picture?from yo home??

 

[Fat Tony!]

lol u are so right well the person from that other forum but owell i give starmonkey the credit anyway lol

 

[Aethaecyn]

oh god that picture made me cry from laughter! OWNED! roflmfao donkey punch! *dies*

 

[ValVed RaY]

yuck

 

[righte0us]

17. Pee out of a train window

made me "ha!" :E