Final Fantasy is ..ghey!!!

[CptStern]

Stern's just jealous he can't dress to impress and kick a dragon's ass at the same time.

me SMASH!! cutsey anime characters with big eyes and peach like skin!!!!!!!!


Angry Lawyer: you are my hero, let us worship conan together as one!

 

[Angry Lawyer]

If I could draw, I'd draw a picture of Conan ragging all of the FF girls, whilst singlehandedly slaying the cast of every Japanese RPG game with nothing more than a spork.

<3 Stern.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Deadline]

You guys should go and make manly gay porn together.

<3

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Bend over then, and I'll show you how it's done

-Angry Lawyer

 

[CptStern]

so long as you call me "conan" I'm game :naughty:

 

[Deadline]

Mmmm man lovins...

 

[Krynn72]

This is the opposite of what gamer forums should be! You should be talking about women and how little they wear, and talking about buttsechsing them. This man discussion is NOT how the internet should be.

*leaves and goes to 4chan.*

 

[CptStern]

Where is his hairy chest?!

it's kinda hard to see cuz it's grainy but it's there ....not that I look for man hair :naughty:

And dont say its covered in manly dirt either...Oh and that long hair... how womanly!!!

you wouldnt call this guy womanly would you?

he has long hair

or this guy:

or this guy:

or even this guy:

ok you may have a point with the last two

And good GOD he is wearing JEWELRY!!! HOW FAGGISH! And where is his manly penis!? It should be hanging on the ground! Dont tell me that loincloth is holding in a MANLY ERECTION!!!!

to be perfectly honest ..I havent looked down there ..... :O

stern's gaydar: ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

 

[Deadline]

DAMNIT STERN YOU GOT ME!!! Arrrrrrr

Actually I cant get this image out of my head when im in this thread.

 

[CptStern]

lol, the perfect christmas gift for manly menz everywhere!

 

[kupocake]

Your sarcasm has no effect on me. Notice I'm not talking about dragons, fireballs, and airships... or anything fantastical.

I'm just talking about weapons and their aesthetic appeal to me.

Sense of humour failure detected in the vicinity of Raziaar. Despatch actual historical repair bots immediately.

 

[Gunner]

FFXII is an amazing game, and while there is always teh gay looking character, there is also the manly/dark/awesome guy too

That "guy" in the pic you linked is hardly manly/dark, he also qualifies for the ghey category.

 

[DeusExMachina]

Basch is a ****ing tragic bad ass o__o.

 

[Uriel]

Where is Short Recoil? I demand a word from him in this thread.

 

[<RJMC>]

the only japanese RPG I know where males dont look so feminine are the shin megami tensei ones

 

[CyberPitz]

I'm amazed I've not seen this pic yet...

Probably the best line in any FF. I vote Tellah as the most manly. He didn't even cry when his daughter died...he just kicked ass.

 

[Uriel]

Did they even have the technology to cry back then?

 

[Jintor]

Sprite-crying!

 

[Gunner]

Where is Short Recoil? I demand a word from him in this thread.

Here, I can sub for him:

"you're all phaggots, the only real man in the world is me. Look at my bulging biceps and cry you puny gayzorz. I'm off to climb mt. Everest without any supplies."

 

[Sparda]

I agree with Stern, FF is ghay!

This guy is more manly than any of teh FF Girly menz...

Dude he drinks...Now that's manly!

 

[Warbie]

Of course FF is gay! Everyone knows that Cloud and Sephiroth loved nothing more than turning off the lights, getting under the covers and playing tummy sticks.

Mog is more of a man than the rest put together, and he's a white teddy bear

 

[Deadline]

Kupo!!!

 

[Warbie]

Kupo!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeYu8CvKW-g

 

[Deadline]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeYu8CvKW-g

LOLZ!!!!

My first and fav FF btw =)

 

[CptStern]

Of course FF is gay! Everyone knows that Cloud and Sephiroth loved nothing more than turning off the lights, getting under the covers and playing tummy sticks.

Mog is more of a man than the rest put together, and he's a white teddy bear

that chick is hot

 

[Uriel]

Proof that FF is homo

 

[VictimOfScience]

Well I, for one, am proud of them for celebrating the wonderful diversity in life with their art! You homophobes need to step-off! What's wrong with a little homo-eroticism or gender-bending here and there? Just don't let Jack Thompson or Pat Robertson see this thread...:flame:

 

[CptStern]

hey if I want gender bending I'll play world of warcraft, where every female is a guy and everyone else is ghey

but to be fair FF didnt make the top 20 ..although japanese characters made all 20 spots I think <- what's that all about? :O still a nation that can spawn loudness is alright by me ...MZA!!!

 

[Jintor]

hey if I want gender bending I'll play world of warcraft, where every female is a guy and everyone else is ghey

Pretty close to the internet, right? Where men are men, women are men, and children are FBi Agents.

 

[kupocake]

hey if I want gender bending I'll play world of warcraft, where every female is a guy and everyone else is ghey

but to be fair FF didnt make the top 20 ..although japanese characters made all 20 spots I think <- what's that all about? :O

Gaygamer.net basically just reads like RPG Gamer to me. Make of that what you will.

still a nation that can spawn loudness is alright by me ...MZA!!!

If I didn't know better, i'd say that was a clever commentary on early 90s Metal.

 

[Deadline]

hey if I want gender bending I'll play world of warcraft, where every female is a guy and everyone else is ghey

but to be fair FF didnt make the top 20 ..although japanese characters made all 20 spots I think <- what's that all about? :O still a nation that can spawn loudness is alright by me ...MZA!!!

Watch it Stern, my g/f plays WoW and plays a female character, but yes, you are correct 99.99999999% of the time. =P

 

[VictimOfScience]

hey if I want gender bending I'll play world of warcraft, where every female is a guy and everyone else is ghey

Yeah, I have the same problem with CS:S.

I guess Vaan is the closest we will get to playing Hedwig in a videogame...

 

[Flyingdebris]

Stern, this may be the only time i ever agree with you on anything.

 

[CptStern]

meh you have one up on me :E

 

[Docm30]

Watch it Stern, my g/f plays WoW and plays a female character, but yes, you are correct 99.99999999% of the time. =P

Or maybe he's exactly right.



Homo.

 

[VictimOfScience]

After recently finishing FF12, I have come to the determination that all it takes for one to be convinced that FF is NOT ghey is to bear witness to the transformation of Vayne during the final battles of FF12--an awesome spectacle of mother-grabbing masculine manly manhood!!!!