Flirting and chatup lines

[SpiderPig]

Hey you.. wanna f**k?

Never works but kinda funny to see

 

[Stigmata]

Excuse me, are you easily aroused?

 

[ChiliFan]

"If I was cos(60) and you were sin(30), together we would be one."

 

[Sheepo]

That's why I like it. If you're gonna use pick up lines, they should be as cheesy as possible.

Hell yes. If the girl has a sense of humor it usually works out great. My personal favorite is:

"If you were a pirate, would you have your parrot on this shoulder (*place hand on nearest shoulder*), or this shoulder (*put your arm around her shoulder*)?"

 

[Dynasty]

One-liners never work. Im sorry. You get that 'what a loser' rolling-eyes look. Good banter later though.

On saying that, the only one ive EVER seen 'work' was this:

'How much does a polar bear weigh? *wait for her response* Enough to break the ice, Hi I'm *insert name*'

 

[Druckles]

Problem with chat up lines of any sort is you'll rarely ever find a place these days which don't play music at decibals over ordinary speech levels.

Shouting a one-liner into a girls ear isn't the way to go.

 

[Adabiviak]

It's an online site? A/S/L is always a classic.

 

[Dalamari]

You smell like my mother

 

[nipples]

This.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdALJiXFcaE

 

[<RJMC>]

It's an online site? A/S/L is always a classic.

wonder if someone use that in real life...

 

[lame-o]

1. One way or another I’m going to make love to you tonight but I’d rather you be there.

2. Hi. You'll do.

 

[morgs]

Nice legs. What time do they open?

 

[bam23]

One-liners never work. Im sorry. You get that 'what a loser' rolling-eyes look. Good banter later though.

holy ****, did you figure that out yourself? :thumbs:

 

[Dynasty]

holy ****, did you figure that out yourself? :thumbs:

Nah man, my mum sewed it into my pillow when I was a kid.

 

[happyhappy]

It's an online site? A/S/L is always a classic.

"Age... 21, Sex... Your definately getting lucky tonight, Location... My room at my moms house" Say it in a really smooth voice and your getten laiddddd! :afro:

 

[Stigmata]

Age... 21
Sex... oh baby do you really need to ask
Location... your vagina in five minutes

 

[Sledgehammer]

It's an online site? A/S/L is always a classic.

Age Sexuality Length?

 

[Dekstar]

It's an online site? A/S/L is always a classic.

African Slave Labour?

 

[Teta_Bonita]

Baby I wish I were your final exam, 'cause I'd be hard and you'd be doing me.

 

[Dekstar]

Baby I wish I were your final exam, 'cause I'd be hard and you'd be doing me.

As opposed to "Baby I wish I were your first exam, 'cause you wouldn't know how to do me, and chances are you'd cheat on me."

 

[jimbo118]

All those are pretty gay.

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